mj

24 • chronically online (in a hot way)

[mj @maybemaura]

i’ll take any excuse to post these

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

if you have pictures of puppies, now is the time to send them

[mj @maybemaura]

got everything i wanted from the sandy liang drop. wallet is not happy but i am

[mj @maybemaura]

never watching an HBO show again bc what are these endings #euphoria

[gianna @nyyfever]

"who are you rooting for in the stanley cup final?" girl a meteor

[. @emmasarchivee]

you seem pretty burnt out for a girl so ambitious

[z @0ravoice]

best kiss of the 21st century, perhaps cinematic and television history

[pun 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇧🇪 @punpunpunpun]

People from elementary school are still in my dreams at night man

[mj @maybemaura]

just wanna let everyone know that my dog’s at daycare rn and i miss her greatly

[໊ @wynavira]

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[Daily Connor Ingram @dailyconno69119]

Eternal pain and suffering

[** @bigguccicraigy]

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

[JT @jiratickets]

So hungover I logged into my 401k and added beneficiaries

[Connor McDavid @cmcdavid97]

Tht feeling you get wen you know its over

[mj @maybemaura]

@swiftpitch_py @popvinylsigned alright who bought it

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

this is what life has felt like for 6 years

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

when you’re having a nice day and remember you still work in accounting

[pokècate ⋆˙⟡ @xcatlyn]

*flirting* do u wanna see all my pokémon cards

[mj @maybemaura]

an authentication code a day keeps the attention span away