Maybe Mikki

or not idk

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

identity crisis part 2

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

Can't believe I said yes to THE dress today....

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

I got called a doctor today at work 🤓

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your cats

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

Its so sad how people I thought was going to be in my bridal party are probably not even getting an invite to the wedding 😔

[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

new job who dis

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"you handled it so well"

Me at 3am;

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

I think im winning at life because when I was a kid I would spend my free time looking up educational worksheets and perhaps even making one - now i get paid to do that

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

the anxiety i feel from being in limbo between 2 jobs

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

I want to eat my feelings away but also im on a diet and exercise plan so I can say yes to a dress... send help or encouragement or solidarity or something

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Gaslighting my cats by saying "yes I know" when he meows at me when in fact I do not know

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

Can't talk rn too busy being ENGAGED

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

I went 25 years without getting stitches.......smh

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

Urgent care dr: "Are you up to date on your tetanus-"
Me: "Yes."
Doc: "Wow that was fast."
Me: "Thanks, I was recently bit by a child."
Doc: 😵‍💫

[hunter @3gpmh]

arguing with my cat is insane but i be doing it

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

yes, I am 3D printing a batch of a dozen mini chicken hens.
no, I am not taking questions at this time.

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

Barista at Starbucks just asked me if I was on my way to work, no baby, I'm off for weeeeeeks!

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Maybe Mikki @maybemikkii]

@halsey please come back to Tampa im having withdrawals