Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news

Bartender’s #1 fan| could these news be true or false? who knows.
My feelings on this are very ambiguous

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKING NEWS:
UNBEATABLE 2 has been announced.
Apparently Unbeatable has cloned herself though it is mostly unknown what new features will be introduced

[Clove | NUMBER 1 SFORZANDO HATER. @ebayclove]

Why was Quaver so sad about Eve dying when she wasn’t even top 10 strongest in the verse?

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

@shimmering_C NO these 3d models are NOT made by me.
Prob should’ve given stated that but they are made by https://t.co/yrjIHIQRlj
You should honestly go check em out but this was just the first result when I looked up Penny and Beat on google

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKINGS NEWS:
There is apparently a hidden scene where Penny and Beat make out violently.
I’ve discovered this hidden Easter egg but I WILL be gate keeping it so don’t bother

[mob! is a LONER @_yokumob]

@HEHEHESYN i love you tired bartender

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKING NEWS:
Crest is dummy thick, and the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting the Silence

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

@UNBEATABLEnews Can’t believe I wasn’t invited

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKING NEWS:
It is Irrelevant UNBEATABLE New’s birthday.
Go wish them a happy birthday or Beat Unbeatable WILL beat you up

[Irrelevant UNBEATABLE News @devkeition]

BREAKING NEWS:

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

(art by u/Rhadjboi2 on reddit)

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

@cadewrites “Secretly”

[Clove | NUMBER 1 SFORZANDO HATER. @ebayclove]

You’re gonna love our pizza #unbeatabletwt

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

Holy shit I didn’t know I made a cameo in this video
BREAKING NEWS:
I yes ME I have a cameo in the UNBEATABLE verity video thing

[. cybersymph @CyberSymph]

This fandom sucks ass can we delete the game.

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKING NEWS:
This is still true.
Most of my posts are ambiguous but this one is the most true thing I’ve ever said.

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKING NEWS:
The bartender is still the most attractive character in UNBEATABLE

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

@videoido ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS

[Va1entyn3 @Va1entyn3]

At least Clef isn't the blind one 🙌
#unbeatable #unbeatabletwt

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKING NEWS:
Bob is something.
Bob will be showing up the next UNBEATABLE DLC that will be coming out soon.

[Irrelevant UNBEATABLE News @devkeition]

BREAKING NEWS: bob or something

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKING NEWS:
Holy shit Quaver is a shrimp this is like the most groundbreaking thing we’ve ever covered

[Quaver @quaver_ub]

Hi I became a shrimp!

[Clove | NUMBER 1 SFORZANDO HATER. @ebayclove]

This is so fucking stupid enjoy #unbeatabletwt

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKING NEWS:
The Jamie Page DLC WILL be releasing on those weird handheld water ring games soon.

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKING NEWS:
Self UNBEATABLE Arcade Questions tole me to quote their posts

[Self UNBEATABLE Arcade Questions! 🎂 9d @SelfUBQuestions]

@maybeprobtrue QRT one of my questions

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

@nbUNBEATABLnews Hey that’s my line

[Ambiguously true or false UNBEATABLE news @maybeprobtrue]

BREAKING NEWS:
I’ve been gone for a while.
I’m very sorry.