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spittin facts

[aksh @maybescorpio]

It took me six hair washes to get the Holi colour out of my scalp. SIX.

[aksh @maybescorpio]

Currently seeking internship opportunities in Mumbai. If you have any leads or can connect me with professionals in the field of Media and entertainment Laws i’d greatly appreciate it!

[aksh @maybescorpio]

the worst thing algorithm can do is show me ‘top 10 BreAthTakiNg MuSt dO activities in London’ two days after my UK visa got rejected

[aksh @maybescorpio]

no but why does Donna from suits look so much like lana dal rey😭😭😭

[aksh @maybescorpio]

your honour my client is just a girl🎀

[aksh @maybescorpio]

we all know that one person who makes everyone’s life a hell by just being around

[aksh @maybescorpio]

do you guys have favourite story likers?!! like it makes you happy when some particular people like your story

[aksh @maybescorpio]

quote of the day

[aksh @maybescorpio]

people in my college hate me because i think very highly of myself 🤡

[aksh @maybescorpio]

mai bhi shayad helium hu
Mere saath bhi kisi ka bond nahi banta

[aksh @maybescorpio]

do u guys ever wonder why me and batman don’t show up at the same time

[aksh @maybescorpio]

at first i thought i came to the wrong screen then just to be sure i looked around to see what everyone is wearing and just knew i was in the right screen #Barbie

[aksh @maybescorpio]

the irritation when you’re trying to stay silent and vibe to the songs in the car but the person besides you can’t stop talking

[aksh @maybescorpio]

one of the reasons i won’t leave india is a jetspray

[aksh @maybescorpio]

“i’m feeling nauseous”
google: you’re pregnant

[aksh @maybescorpio]

the comments on the post these days be more funny than the post itself

[aksh @maybescorpio]

i remember this one time when i went to Model United Nations not knowing shit but just being confident and it made everyone think that i was way too smart to be questioned.
It’s fake it till you make it for me lmaooo

[Mehar Khursheed @curlistani]

please save us from the company of light skin desis who have nothing else to talk about but how they keep being mistaken for every other ethnicity except their own. oh someone said you look sPaNisH or AMERICAN?!? what a colossal achievement on your part! so goddamn embarrassing

[aksh @maybescorpio]

if i start calculating i’ve lost clothes worth ₹36000 and still counting

[aksh @maybescorpio]

this stupid roomate of mine stole my entire closet and i literally found out about it when her boyfriend posted their pictures from a trip🤡🤡🤡🤡