Mayflower

#artistontwitter, full-time DnD5e enthusiast, storyteller, bachelor of pop-culture

[Mayflower @maycitadel]

Then the player group broke up, so I guess that’s the end of Joscelyn

[Mayflower @maycitadel]

When the #DnD is in the way of my life, the DnD has to go. It’s that simple.

My character Joscelyn gets abducted by aliens or something until I we can find another weekday when I can commit.

Here’s the sad boy
#DnDart #DnDcharacter

[Mayflower @maycitadel]

The party got abducted by aliens instead, seeing as they are currently on another planet.

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@artanotevildo Эмоциональная поддержка нужна всем, вне зависимости от фандома ☝🏻

[Mayflower @maycitadel]

Life is a series of other people’s houses you are always welcome at.

[Mayflower @maycitadel]

Here’s my haiku to a weekday:

When is the evening
I keep looking at my watch
Hurry up, arrows

#haiku

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Total Brain DnD is when someone at work refers to themselves as #DM and I first think of #DnD, and then of the fact that they are not a Dungeon Master, they are a Delivery Manager.
Kind of same thing though, if you think about it.

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Thickness of my eyeliner correlates directly with how much confidence i wish to project.
Listen you, world, I’m a strong, independent and elegant woman, not a shy child.
There is a reason why I refer to makeup exclusively as ‘warpaint’

[Mayflower @maycitadel]

The moment your living situation makes you feel like having central heating and hot water in a shower is a luxury, stop whatever you are doing and get outta there

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That feeling when they take your hand in theirs while you talk, and you immediately forget what you were saying. You just sit there in comfortable silence, enjoying the moment. Oh my god that feeling

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I know a story of two junior school children who “dated” for a week, and broke up because they couldn’t talk to each other.

This is like that, but about 2 people way into 20s

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“You show up in my DMs once a year and ask if I’d like to be your valentine. The confidence, and yet, the desperation.”
“It’s not easy, you know! At least this was with purpose”

Idk how this logic allows anyone to be surprised that life goes on for the other person

[Mayflower @maycitadel]

@WilhelmsGames Ah well, I’m a player. I wouldn’t punish anyone, of course, and we’ve got a great game, but some party members play DnD like they would play Skyrim 😅

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Ok google, how to deal with annoying and chaotic-stupid party members, who spoil all the fun with their dumb shenanigans? #dnd #dnd5e

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“This isn’t a situation we should be facing, but we’re facing it.”
A brilliant quote from our senior software engineer that really describes the work in #softwaredevelopment

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I start understanding people’s obsession with wearing their partner’s oversized clothes. They pull double duty of being extremely comfortable and reminding of the significant other

[Mayflower @maycitadel]

Insane prince Hamlet
Talks to an old Jester’s Skull
Alas, poor Yorik

#haiku #Shakespeare #hamlet

[Mayflower @maycitadel]

Cuddling when dehydrated is like: I need to get some water, but this position is too cozy and I have no willpower. I guess I’ll just die

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If I had a nickel every time I had to climb over a fence to leave/enter my flat, I’d have two nickels
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[Mayflower @maycitadel]

Dark eyes are Not Boring! There is no such thing as “brown eyes” or “blue eyes”. There are 100500 unique shades of eye colours, and all of them are stunningly beautiful. I love dark eyes for the beautiful colour they take in the light