Miss Mayday

yes this is the real Miss Mayday. no I don't have an OF. yes I was at 🏜🏝 Dragon Con 🏖⛱

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

Saved for 5 months to get the scoliosis shark fixed.. first repair session was twice as much as both original sessions combined 😂😭 go to professional artists the first time, kids.

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

@Chinchillazllla When I had covid the first time, I was so out of it that I couldn't really tell night from day, but the second time when I was nearly asymptomatic, I only had symptoms after being up and awake for about 6 hours, and have had problems breathing at night ever since.

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

This week, the ice cream shop got to do an official promo/collab with Paramount for the new Scream movie.. these are the results! (credits included in pictures)

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

@lonelytiefling The 70s were like 30 years ago

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

Does *your* second job allow you unlimited time in a shark tube? 🦈

[@nikatine.com @NikatinePrime]

One of the reason most of my friends are trans is that trans people are fucking cool rt if you agree

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[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

@JoshuaPotash

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

DMCA ruining your life again? Have no fear, my two braincells are here!

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[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

@flamewolf Well shit, I'm sold then. I've got all these dog coins burning a hole in my pocket. I was saving for a tesla, but premium Twitter sounds way cooler lmao

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

Okay..so they want to charge $3 a month to.... what? Undo tweets? You mean... delete them? Like we already have to do every time there's a typo or other mistake? Tell me you're disconnected from you're user base without telling me you're disconnected from your user base.

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

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Come vote on the next photoshoot I make Mr Mayday take for me!

[Lock the Raven (Existential dread edition) @LockTheRaven]

If I wasn't living it I'd think this was made up.

Read: https://t.co/FRFJN0gwWJ

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

Van Gogh, but make it.. zexy?

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

@OrangeCoFL @DohOrange Not having access to bathrooms, no water stations set up, no way to leave the line after getting into the park. This entire situation is obscene.

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

@OrangeCoFL @DohOrange What if yall didn't let people start lining up literally 9 hours early. I got here at 7am and based on when they've been reaching capacity and where I am in line after four hours, I've got a sneaking suspicion it will all be a waste.

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

@Alvaroidz @OrangeCoFL @DohOrange Most of the people in these lines are testing to go back to work, to travel, or because of possible exposure. If you're that sick, go to an actual doctor.

[Miss Mayday @mayday_too]

Miss Mayday is back on her bullshit trying to pay fucking $212/month car insurance. DM if you want the new link (this time also occasionally featuring Mr Mayday, if you're into that). Not doing a monthly sub, so you don't have to pay for anything you don't want to see 😘