Amber

music and tattoos and stuff 🖤🌈

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[we’re not really strangers @wnrstweets]

you have always been capable
you have always been loveable
you have always been enough

[Amber @maydayamber]

People are fucking weird

[quynh-anh @quinnsreads]

for someone who loves reading (me) i sure know how not to read a book and doomscroll for 9 hours a day

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Conservatives 2010: you liberal snowflakes need a “safe space” for everything you can’t handle reality

Conservatives now: the halftime show is in Spanish so I need my own special version with kid rock

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

john candy greeting her up there like this

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

When cartoons used to feel like dreams you could walk into.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

[Amber @maydayamber]

I am not OK 😭

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to Catherine O’Hara:

“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. I’ll see you later.”

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

"women only wear revealing clothes to get attention from men"

i dunno bro, have you seen what women wear when they know men won't be there?

[Amber @maydayamber]

WILDCARD

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love.

[Amber @maydayamber]

Literally just watched this episode of it’s always sunny

[DRVawl @DRVawl]

Calm before the storm in West TN.

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[Amber @maydayamber]

Oh to be understood

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

There was a website called stumble upon that would just bring you to different random cool corners of the internet. Big sigh.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Q: Do you have a message for Trump?

Former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura: Who is that? The draft-dodging coward? I don’t call him by name. He’s the draft-dodging coward who, when it was his time to serve his country, did what all rich white boys did. Most of my friends and I are Vietnam veterans. We had to go. He’s gonna tell me what courage is?

[Amber @maydayamber]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it everyyyyy time it happens, working til 9pm and having to be back at work the next morning at 7am should be a crime