Mackenzie Shuker

created by a combination of super science and radical animal husbandry

[Mackenzie Shuker @maydaymackenzie]

@JennyENicholson you’ll never believe what someone is selling on Facebook marketplace near (ish) me

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All I do is google everything under the sun (if you’re a new parent you get me) and so I almost just googled “is it okay to eat 2 muffins” I need more sleep

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Merry Christmas Eve Eve

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30 days till Christmas and all I know is I’m not quite ready to let go of this past year, I have so much to show

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Ummm @McDonaldsCanada would love to know why there’s a paper towel in my frappe ???

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How did the previous generations put on weddings without Amazon? I hate to admit it but Mr Bezos is saving my ass BIG time

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It’s a sunny day and I’m a little wine drunk in the backyard so you can imagine the amount of restraint it is taking for me to not reply to every single persons Instagram story right now

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Is anyone still following the 9 month world cruise? I really fell off but I just saw that they’ve hit the halfway point which is wild. I would have launched myself into international waters months ago if I were there

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We’ve finally finished Degrassi and I don’t know what to do with myself. My friends all moved away and went to university (also like mostly all out of the country wtf)

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all those who celebrate

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Thirty days til Christmas and all I know is I’m not quite ready to let go of this past year I have so much to show

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Did I miss something? Why was men in black such a popular costume this year?

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“My top is from golden hinge, my skirt is golden hinge, my shoes are from the pants store. My bracelets are e newton and David yurman. My necklace is Kendra Scott and earrings are from Amazon.” My entire fyp right now. I am a povo

[Mackenzie Shuker @maydaymackenzie]

Help I can’t stop watching bama rush week tiktoks. And I feel like they’re speaking an alien language. What’s a pnm? What is work week? Why are you all bringing a towel to sit on? Why are your beds so tall? And most importantly what the actual hell is rush? My brain is melting

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I want to live in this post Barbie world forever where we are like very into pink and cute and girly everything. And we don’t hate everything that women like. That would be fun

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I’m starting to get panicky that it’s July and I haven’t started to plan our Halloween costumes yet. But also all of our friends have literally left the province so where do I even think I’m wearing a costume anyway…

[Mackenzie Shuker @maydaymackenzie]

Reeeeaaally gonna need my commentary YouTubers to cover why the hell tooturnttony is in the bachelor

[Mackenzie Shuker @maydaymackenzie]

The fomo this summer is already killing me. But I just keep reminding myself I’m literally putting together my DREAM wedding so it’ll be worth it. But I may have to block some peoples Insta stories cuz I do be bitter and jealous ✌🏼

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