Mayela

☁️ she/her ☁ I work alongside the brilliant minds of the AV industry to reimagine daily transportation and make roads safe and accessible to all ☁

[Mayela @mayelacat]

@catsdotexe VOID KITTY LUCIFER HERE

[Mayela @mayelacat]

@bbcgarcia FUCK MINE EVOLVED TODAY I FORGET TO GIVE IT THE THING THAT MAKES IT NOT EVOLVE

[Mayela @mayelacat]

Not the D’Amelio show literally making me cry heart out 💖💕

[Mayela @mayelacat]

I had a dream that Andrew Bird worked at a burrito place, politely declined my romantic advances because he was married, and gave me free plastic flowers.

[Andrew Bird @andrewbird]

"I felt a Funeral, in my Brain feat. Phoebe Bridgers" out now. https://t.co/Gb9Lh4YSDe

[Mayela @mayelacat]

@TechniqTV @Lizba257 @TwitchCon YAAAAS REPRESENT frigggin proud of you 😭💖

[Mayela @mayelacat]

@Shablazlfrazr I would like to submit a late vote for “you fucking weirdo”

[Mayela @mayelacat]

sounds like @Shablazlfrazr 🍭🍩🍬

[Mayela @mayelacat]

@evoli https://t.co/R8qiIMOC4E

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

Wait shit what happens to the corgis???

[shindigs @shindags]

🔴STREAMING: Giving a presentation on one of the most underrated strategies in content - lying

https://t.co/8a6rKkUiWx

[Alex Basa & Co. 🅴 @Shablazlfrazr]

FUCK STUDENT LOANS. EAT THE RICH. DRINK MORE WATER.

kthxloveyoubye

[depressed sports fan @christianlpryor]

@elainelove1969 @ycsm1n @kattenbarge

[lyn lapid @lynlapid]

y’all scared me with ur news abt the queen being dead, kim jisoo is perfectly fine and healthy pls stop spreading false information

[Kurzgesagt @Kurz_Gesagt]

Friends make life good, they are a source of happiness. But maybe you have scrolled through your phone, unsure who to call.
You may realize that you don’t have enough friends.

Our New video"Why You Are Lonely and How to Make Friends" is out now: https://t.co/r4SAN5ZJPW

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

PERFECTION

[Mayela @mayelacat]

THEO

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

Okay, fine. STORY TIME on how I accidentally started the 1 word tweet trend

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

i have turned 23 where the fuck is my facial hair and charismatic aura

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

one of the happiest moments in my life

[Mayela @mayelacat]

@bbcgarcia @youssefmaguid SWEAR TO GOD the next tweet you ever send with those first three words better be

“to universal basic income and healthcare for all” OR

“and Mayela you can plan all the floral arrangements for the event” 💖👌😋

[Mayela @mayelacat]

An existential crisis in the middle of a Socal music festival will ruin everything. Ignorance is bliss, stay dumb.

[Mayela @mayelacat]

Holy shit @Shablazlfrazr just baited me into binging all his TikToks by introducing grammar lessons with videos of our cats 🧐 https://t.co/u2DBx1DZQh