Andrew Mayer

I think it is humorous when animals are placed in people situations. My latest standup album, Having a Nice Time, is available everywhere now

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

If you like “hard copies” of your comedy albums, and just hate how poorly they fly through the air, here is my new solution for you. https://t.co/zwlqr8ifZ3

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Still a handful of tickets left to see me and @mayercomedy at 10 this Saturday night at @kismetimprov in Pawtucket, RI! I'm really excited for these shows! https://t.co/O3jRS3J1Ja

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

There are just a few tickets left for my late show on Saturday at @kismetimprov in Pawtucket! I'm bringing @mayercomedy with me to open the show too! https://t.co/O3jRS3J1Ja

[Candice @TherapyCandice]

I'm going to just leave this here...

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

@MrSeanSullivan Sean did the principal really like my math or not

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

@CaseyMalone Casey the nerve of silently going to a diner while we are in Los Angeles

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

@TheHangryyAsian But I also just want Everton relegated so bad, it’s an impossible situation

[Zach Sherwin @zachsherwin]

BOSTON: in exactly 1 week, Crossword Show tour kicks off at @WBURCitySpace w/guest solvers @MeghnaWBUR & @mayercomedy. Be there AND be square! <-tepid joke about crossword grids; not the first time I've made it. Tix: https://t.co/IYlvLSDOLJ Tour dates: https://t.co/bZm2rCjPHg

[Belal Aldabbour @Belalmd12]

Soon, the last sliver of electricity and connection will be exhausted. If I die, remember that I, we, were individuals, humans, we had names, dreams, and achievements, and our only fault was that we were just classified as inferior.

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

@MrSeanSullivan Everything is everywhere and it's all at once

[molly mary o'brien @missmollymary]

my job? nfl team graphic designer. my mission? to make a bird look as mean as possible

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

@jamieloftusHELP Stay Hungy

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

I loved the little bird, it turns out, I didn't know what I had until it was gone

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

Please excuse my dear aunt Sally, she is terrible at math

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

The TV remote at my Airbnb has run out of battery, this is the updated version of that twilight zone episode with all the books

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Byah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me packing to go on a 3 day holiday

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

I know it’s just a silly typo but I just saw a place advertising “Whole Boneless Pork Lion” and that is a WILD image

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

@joshgondelman I do miss soulfire