Danno

[Danno @mayfieldin22]

@bourscheid Ossoff, easily.

[Danno @mayfieldin22]

@Tonalite_Tony Good lord, you are a prime specimen, if there ever was one. If I ever saw you in real life, I don't think I could avoid just staring disrespectfully, in awe of your physique. (respectfully, not trying to be weird lol)

[Danno @mayfieldin22]

@just_here350 Dude. You're fat. 🔥

[Danno @mayfieldin22]

@jaredlholt I also can't get over the weird and unnecessary white panel behind the thermostat. lol

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I used to buy those cheap sunglasses from the roadside all the time and always thought, "What's the point of buying expensive ones? I'm going to loose them anyway." Then one day, I gathered the courage and bought an expensive sunglasses. And guess what? I still have them. I've taken care of them ever since.
That's when I realized those cheap sunglasses weren't getting lost because they were cheap? They were getting lost because I didn't value them enough to care. It's hard to accept, but sometimes in someone else's story, you are that cheap pair of sunglasses.

[Danno @mayfieldin22]

@roundenjoyer Are we going up or down? ...that determines whether I want to help or hinder. 🤣

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

The hottest anyone’s ever looked

[Danno @mayfieldin22]

@briantylercohen @gelliottmorris 6% of respondents don't know who Barack Obama is. That's unsettling.

[Danno @mayfieldin22]

@JoshuaBeta As someone who likes dudes with bellies, the guys who get in people's faces and say crazy shit like that make me cringe. Fuck, I might *think* it, but it's weird and rude as hell to say that stuff to people who aren't into it. I'm sorry that so many people have no boundaries.

[Danno @mayfieldin22]

This man might just be the next President of the United States... and I'm more than okay with that.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

I want to roll this speech up and smoke it

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Winds of Winter’ premiered 10 years ago today on ‘GAME OF THRONES.’

[Danno @mayfieldin22]

@fwtimini Same. I always have to reword it.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[Andy Beshear @AndyBeshearKY]

The Obergefell decision wasn't just about marriage. It was about dignity. It was about the simple idea that every American deserves to be treated equally under the law.

That's worth celebrating �� and worth protecting.

[Parm (New Straw Hat Member) @parmderp]

Legit this is me in the Witcher 3 and I would not be able to play it any other way 😂

[Gaming.Bo3.gg @Gaming_bo3gg]

When the last GTA came out… 👀

▪️The Witcher 3 didn’t exist
▪️TikTok didn’t exist
▪️Dark Souls 2 didn’t exist
▪️Marvel Cinematic Universe was still in its early phase
▪️The Last of Us was a brand-new IP
▪️A global pandemic was just something you saw in movie
▪️God of War: Ascension was still new
▪️The last Zelda was Skyward Sword
▪️Phil Spencer wasn’t running Xbox
▪️Netflix was just starting to shift into original content

Crazy how much has changed in gaming and entertainment since then…

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[Danno @mayfieldin22]

@briantylercohen Don't forget his tax returns.

[blue @bluewmist]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I gotta be honest we’d probably be better off if Y2K had actually ruined all the computers back in 2000