Maggie Sloan

I always have food in my teeth.

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

I haven't posted in a lonnng time, but here's some good CBD based in TN! https://t.co/2dxbvtQAav https://t.co/RyWHBFfbQ2 via @yotpo

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

Remember when I said I was a 6w5 on the #enneagram? I’m actually a 1w9. Just to update the twitterverse. I can tell you were dying to know. 1s get at me! #enneagram1

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

I feel like this is a question for Twitter. How do I get a job working with periods? Yes, that’s right. Menstrual cycles. (I’m not expecting to get much of a response here, but that would be cool)

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

@iamvery @Twitter Hahaha I’m going to have to ask her about that for sure!!

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

It’s my TEN YEAR Twitter anniversary. I remember setting it up one night with @iamvery & our friend Peter. And I’m pretty sure my first tweet was something obvious like “tweet tweet”. We’ve had our moments @twitter, but I’ve nearly abandoned you these days. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

@Averimt @pneumajustice Oh my goshhh I’ve never related to anything more!! This was me 100%

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

@alexwittscheck People do that on the REG at my company... 😒

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

Lol @ myself

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

I feel like 2018 is the year everyone is finally admitting they like pumpkin spice, but for some reason this is the first year I haven’t been interested in it at all...

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

It’s like one of those “I admitted liking pumpkin spice way before admitting it was cool”

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

Sobbing at this whole thread 😭

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

HEROES

These men are blocking the street in front of the supreme court. Watch them explain why. EVERY MAN NEEDS TO HEAR THIS!

RETWEET THIS!

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

A homeless man approached my boyfriend and me and asked “could you two gentlemen spare a dollar?” #genderfluid?

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

These dismissive men have no clue the fierce reaction they’re summoning. From deep within the psyche of millions of American women will emerge a power the likes of which they have never seen. #justyouwait

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

Eating someone else’s leftover birthday cake on a Tuesday. Got ya girl in the cut she ain’t choosey.

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

@pwiencke Yes they will always be horrible, but deep down if I had some I would never take them off. 😬

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

I’ve always wondered who the gay one is in the fam...

[kait 🌈 @sadkxit]

everyone’s got a gay cousin so if you don’t have a gay cousin you probably are the gay cousin, sorry to break it to you

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

@KenMunozTweets Thank you!

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

Afterthought tequila shot when paying the tab at the Mexican restaurant.

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

@alexwittscheck It’s definitely disguised and I don’t think it’s really intentional, but that’s what’s happening. I donnnn’t like it.

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

How do I make a living by just being a good/fair person? Asking for a friend...

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

I sometimes get caught up thinking that this is just what adulthood is. But I know deep down that it can’t be!

[Maggie Sloan @maygee]

I hate the constant competition and the climbing of the fucking workforce. I just want to collaborate with people instead of constantly feeling like I’m against them.