Will Mayhood

Bear to most

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

jack della maddalena is a fucking dawg #ufc299

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

if steve smith looks at the pitch like it’s a minefield one more time after he’s played a crap shot and got out i’ll cut my cock off

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

can steve smith fucking stay still at the crease for fucks sake. jumping around like a fuckwit and gets his front pad blown apart #washed

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

can’t believe i’m watching Mike Tyson fight. Wtf is this 😂

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

instagram reels are better than tiktok

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

bowl first tomorrow, it’ll do a big early

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

got caught short on the loo, mum had to pass me a dunny roll

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

the drunk goggles they made us wear in year 9 are nothing like the real thing #fraudulent

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

umpires ruining the game once again, genuine disgrace

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

can’t work out how to make the aircon blow hot air, it’s been blasting me with cold for 15 minutes now. flat as rn

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

maroons shidding the bed bad #changethesheets

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

@Josh_Heriot @JoeyPigz @pad_nauseum needs a security escort at the Trott too, for other reasons…

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

@Teepep3 samson as in samson ryan??

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

jack della maddalena is a fucking dawg #ufc299

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

browsing ‘X’ watching Americans lose their minds over NRL is a great way to finish the weekend.

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

back to the shield to peel off a couple tons thanks Marnus

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

@m0nty @nflfantasybeast yeah, son

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

gus 😪

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

the steve smith experiment went great 👍🏼 give us a specialist opener now

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

fuck off

[Will Mayhood @mayhoodbear]

just washed the car. now off to find some dog shit to step on before i get back in, and a bird who’s willing to take an almighty dump right on the windscreen. why delay the inevitable.