Maya

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[Watch #AskJenn @JENNontheRocks_]

Lex P so iconic. I wanna be so well liked that I fuck somebody man and everybody on my side.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I love the sudden realization that I don’t have to put up with a single thing I don’t like.

[Brat. @sadditylyssa]

non confrontational people always doing sum to get themselves confronted

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

In honor of “Needed Me” becoming 12x platinum.
Happy ANTIversary 🎈

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

There’s a myth that a woman who asks for nothing will receive everything. The truth is that a woman who asks for nothing will receive even less than that.

[Chief Calhoun 🏁💜💛🏁 @chiefcalhoun]

@Power1051 So he came to renew his cancellation. Got it

[RiRi @_1rdh]

They gotta understand, we live a totally different life. I don’t have kids! I don’t have to go as hard

[Maya @mayism_]

@lilsquilz @AntTeefa @mbullobullo Pretty sure the OP said that only senior staff got paid out for the rest of the season. Everyone else had to file for unemployment, which never covers full wages.

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Friend: I found your doppelganger

*shows you picture of the worst looking person you've ever seen in your life*

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

no that is kinda crazy for a child to be walking around with the last name of a person who isnt in their life or takes care of them

[🍒 @nimibillions]

anyone you date before 21 is a childhood friend

[Taylor @dadontayl]

Some people are good asf at giving u just enough hope to keep u holding on to nothing, that shit crazy😭

[Maya @mayism_]

@Senysara1 How have I never seen this and why does it remind me of that video with the two white dudes? 😭 she loved him real bad even then.

[Maya @mayism_]

@ddtheedoll @YonceVocals qtna 😭

[M. @oye_sycoho]

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year