Misty Wallington

Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth. -Aleksandr Solzhenitzyn

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.

[jen padron @jennifermpadron]

Roo in the blu iris https://t.co/CmaiFx4a6p

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

Offering someone food but hoping they will say no

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

One friend is better than having a dozen of fake friends

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

There's a saying, 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer'... well, who can tell the difference between them nowadays?

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

The #Olympics has finally begun. And the opening ceremony looks amazing <3 So psyched!

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

Dear players, you have won your game, but you lost her heart.

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

Always tell someone how you feel, because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye, but regret can last a lifetime.

[Rainbow Infinity @Rinfinity8]

Msg for prices https://t.co/3rivSuRAMU

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

Jesus saves. I don't.

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

Ninety-nine percent of the failures comes from people who have the habit of making excuses. -George W. Carve

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. . .

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve. - J.K. Rowling

[Destinee Nicholee @model_destineeN]

Work flow on this rainy day https://t.co/M8Uxeb14xj

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

90% of the world�s necrophiliacs are men.

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

On ruary of 1991, New Delhi, India held a 'International Conference on Orgasm'

[Misty Wallington @maykiscaryl]

The national sport of Bhutan is archery.