Mayleeeeee

Full Time Mom/ Business Owner/ Bad Bitch
This is simply for place for any and all the thoughts that pop into my mind

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

I haven’t had this level of stress over an event in ages

[the 1975 @velliikudii]

I've never seen him without a suit, he's like barney stinson

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

My girl slept in till almost 8am this morning 🤘🏼🤘🏼

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck now I wanna see Hilary duff in concert

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

Big girl
We do girl things

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

I made a joke about giving her some of her birthday cake for breakfast, and then said and we can do it next year too

Then it dawned on me, that’s how family traditions start, in the little moments that you want to relive as many times as possible

Man, I’ve been so emo this week

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

"is it really your anxiety that stops you from giving me everything... or do you just not want to?"

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

I love having funny employees

Like everyone in my staff is funny

Like any event with 4+ staff, just know we are cackling the whole time 😂

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

Dude

Yesterday at my event, one of by bartenders brought something over in her hands while I was wrapping up packing up after the event and goes “ look a frog” and she’s holding a little frog in her hands

I look at her & go “don’t show me that shit Hannah” 😂😂😂

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

Jk I’m good with 3

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

Hi
I have one week till Emmy’s birthday and none of her custom decor printed and assembled

I am Maylee & welcome to jackass

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

1 down
3 more to go

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

What do you mean I’m putting Emmy down and she’s gonna wake up a one year old

What do you mean at this time last year I was sitting in a hospital wondering what her future looked like

What do you mean I’ve been a mother for 365 days tomorrow

I’m so emoooooo

[Max Berlinger @Berlinger]

i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

Crying all day bc it’s my last day with a non 1 year old

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

I get so emotional seeing people start business where they love what they do.

Like yeah, roofing is dope and puts money in your pocket.

But an artist selling their art
A knitter selling their products
A chef having a successful restaurant

Man, that shit gets me

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

I genuinely cry 1-2 times a day watching her sit there and play by herself. Bc what you all see if a 20lb 1 year old, I see a 1lb 10oz baby laying an incubator covered in wires under a blue light fighting for her life.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

do you know how much money Mamdani just saved on his next mayoral campaign by being able to tell New York City he delivered a Knicks championship, free childcare up to age five, filled potholes in mere weeks, and World Cup tickets before he spent six full months in office

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

He fell asleep during her first nap, so now I’m letting him sleep and waking up with my girl and am gonna make breakfast :)

[Mayleeeeee @maylay112]

Daniel manage to wake up with the baby this morning quiet enough to not wake me
Which is honestly a feat in itself

But then let me sleep in 😭😭

I woke up after 10am this morning and I swear to go feel like I could take on the world