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[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:
me up at 3am cause I went to bed too early

[prance @bocxtop]

as a man why are u worried about gas prices? push your car where it needs to go

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

I don’t care how hot it is. IM NOT SLEEPING RAW!

[✭ @vngelrios]

Y’all ever just be driving & you’re like…… yo was that light even green 😭

[the lehr witch project 🐀🪺 @am_lehr]

remember when you failed to do a pull-up in gym class and they told the fucking President

[sally ♛ @sssaallyyyyy]

if the water not burning my skin the shower too cold

[Tiara Willis @thetiarawillis]

Nobody:
My brain: *elmo voice* balsamic vineGUH

[des 🥀 @deeestineyy]

you either like pickles or ur ugly, i make the rules

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

yo why does driving at night in the east coast feel like a horror movie??

[susie 👼🏼 @azucenaibarraa]

me to me: ✨ go little rockstar ✨