Maymie

I’m the fucking lizard king.

[Maymie @maymiee_ty]

Felt cute might go watch the sunset w my dog. Idk

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Me to my lash tech; “so i shouldn’t cry today?”

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Still works incase ya in need

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I refuse to believe that I’ve been ghosted I just assume that they must have died.

[Maymie @maymiee_ty]

I refuse to believe that I’ve been ghosted I just assume that they must have died.

[Maymie @maymiee_ty]

Not my bestie looking up the hockey roster to try and find me a bf

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On muscle relaxers for my back just watching tik toks of meatball marinara subs till mine gets here.

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A man asked me what i was looking for/ what my type is and i legit replied “ughhh “ so I’m done dating for now hahah.

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Watching ratatouille with my niece and nephew. “There are a LOT of rats in Paris” “rats are smart..”

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Go on a hot girl walk listening to love island uk music & thank me later.

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Not my favorite old man client telling me my new glasses make me look sexy

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Was the date fun? Or am i just really fun.. probably me

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@noellelaub Love this for you

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“Is being patriotic cheugy”

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My friend recently told me “Maymie you’re not a dog you don’t need constant attention” but i am v much like a dog and i do. 😇

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I ducking love dayglow

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Fireworks are stupid, pass it on.

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I’m only suppose to be depressed in the winter wtf is this

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@noellelaub 😅😅😅 only took me to me night 🫠🥹💓

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K, but what do i do now that i watched the summer i turned pretty? Read all the books? Alright.

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My niece told me happy Father’s Day today because “ you are Tula’s mom & her dad “ 💓.