Katie Maynard

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.

[Jennifer Sheng @jennifer_sheng]

Mariah Carey was like that one person in a group project who didn't do any of the work and now has to present the whole project

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

@MusicMidtown the times on the app schedule keep changing - Lumineers & Alabama Shakes moved to early PM times? Are the times changed?

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

Sea World commercial "50 Years of Caring for Animals" makes me sick to my stomach- if you haven't seen Blackfish- it's a must watch now!

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

These #MissUSA featured bios make me LOL- "tallest girl in her high school" for Miss South Carolina. That was it!? That's all you got!?

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

Giuliana Rancic reallllllly makes me want to share my pizza with her...if I shared my pizza...and I don't.

[E! News @enews]

Leighton Meester & Adam Brody make their red carpet debut as a married couple at the #Tonys2014! ♥ http://t.co/Q4hOpEuVp7

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

"Worthy is the lamb who was slain. Holy, Holy is He. You are my everything. And I will adore You. " http://t.co/4dWJSlwgtO

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

Alright #ACMs, that's all ya get out of us. It's only right to end it with FLGA and Luke. It's past our teacher bedtime. @ParkesBurnette

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

If only we were all a little more like Miranda the world would be a better, better place. #ACMs

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

"Oh my gah, this is my song." No, but really- oh my gah, I love this song. #ACMs

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

Watching Lee Brice cry singing I Drive Your Truck- I mean, he's crying, we're crying- so many tears- love 'em! @ParkesBurnette

[ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity]

I'm over the moon that I'm over the dune! I successfully crossed the "Dingo Gap" sand dune on Mars.

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

“@GrantCollins3: Connor Shaw: 17-0 at home. #thetruth” ✋

[Zac Brown Band @zacbrownband]

We all had a blast AGAIN in Charleston. Rest up.

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

Oh Dear God, Carolina. I'm not looking to have to explain to my 5th Graders why y'all are playing like high schoolers on Monday.

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

Alllllllll that dress just to play the violin?

[Katie Maynard @maynardkatie]

Today, and every day, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. 🇺🇸