Caleb Maynard

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

What's happening in North Carolina right now in the aftermath of Helene is by all rights one of the great scandals in American history. A devastating failure by the federal government. Bureaucratic incompetence and indifference on a catastrophic scale, resulting in the needless deaths of hundreds of Americans. Kamala should lose the election in a landslide just because of this disaster alone. It's that bad. And yet the media ignores the story almost completely.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

That's it folks. Cancel the election. Let's settle this on the golf course. Winner takes all. The only way to do it.

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

The fact that we are tossing back and forth who is actually the worst president in history says a lot about our election system.

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

I’m starting to get the itch to play paper magic again, someone please stop me before I impulse buy a deck and register for a tournament.

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

@BlitzMTG @CalebDMTG Man all of these people that say they love VT must not have grown up there.

[Savage @Savageboston]

Who’s gonna win tonight?

[Ty Anderson @_TyAnderson]

I just want one (1) replay of the penalty. Please. I'm begging someone.

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

I absolutely loathe that this series has devolved into this now — where a majority of the attention is on the calls and the officiating. And the NHL has no one to blame but themselves.

Sick product.

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

The Washington Capitols might be the worst team to make the playoffs in a while, but they just won me $100.

Man I can’t wait to see them get rolled by the Rangers.

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

I got a cut today and couldn’t find my race car band aids. I guess I will just bleed out, it’s much better than putting a gross plain brown bandaid on.

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

@AustinOlet @toaohuntmaster Why wouldnt they be able to?

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

@LarrowMicah I make your job a living hell. 🧢

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

@SmellQueller @BlitzMTG @AustinOlet This is the way 🤷‍♂️

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

DraftKings coming to NC has made 2024 quite possibly the best year ever.

Yes I know the gambling addiction hotline by memory.

No I do not have a problem.

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

Jeremy Swayman is near center ice challenging Joseph Woll to a goalie fight.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Man vs Goat

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

@AustinOlet I saw this earlier and immediately thought of you. Love ya bro

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

I don’t care who you listened to this is the only stat that matters.

[Caleb Maynard @mayndaddy19]

Do people legitimately buy more than one play mat ever? I feel like I have a ton but have only ever actually bought one.