Does Ryan Yates genuinely believe “we did enough to win” and “fine margins” cost us the game? Fucking ridiculous, he’s either deluded or taking the piss. #nffc
Fulham fans, I was asked to name my all-time Fulham XI but with only one player from any one country. Tougher than I thought, and obvz not too many older players because they were almost all the same nationalities (though I put Davies in ahead of Saha to make up for it). Gutted to have to miss out Cohen/McBride/Dempsey/Moore/Mullery/George Best/Harry W/Finnan/Pahlinha/many others. Here's my attempt. Feel free to add and improve! I found defence the hardest of all. #ffc COYW
@NFFC WHY WHY WHY are we spamming crosses when their centre halves are this aerially dominant and their full backs are this weak, just get in behind with pace and put low balls across the 6-yard box for jesus it is seriously not that complicated
“Santa Claus is real.”
“No, he’s not.”
“Yes he is, I've seen him.”
“You've seen him?”
“Yes.”
“You've seen a sleigh with eight tiny reindeer that's crewed by the elves, and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down?”
“No.”
“No.”
“But I have seen a sleigh with reindeer.”
“Oh, and no sleigh that's not crewed by the elves and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down could possibly have reindeer, therefore couldn't possibly be any other sleigh than Santa’s. Is that what you're telling me?”
“No.”
“Like I said, there's no real Santa that can deliver the presents.”