Coffee Mayonnaise

90% not Michelle Obama

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dreamt of them last night. i wonder if they still think of me maybe

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nothing haunts your quiet shower moments like an exes big blue pouty eyes

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hello neighbor

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its that time again where i microdose dying

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he got a lonng head

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poliwag is happy than 2nd ev polywhirl is full of dread and 3rd ev polywrath became gym bro instead of seeking therapy.

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no rizz but ill mention you in my poems

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oh well atleast i got some to road trip to atl for ren faire with me next weekend. my algo is so fucked with diy staff and mushroom hat type shit.

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i always fall for folks that are indoor cats and never wanna do the wierd circus in the woods type shit with me.

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the starched cboy has to peak at ye old jeans right? like maybe he goes lead jeans?? concrete? leaving the starch arch might have been out at peak though

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my baseball league is hosting a tourney for all the gays in the doc ellis league this weekend. its actually gonna be the first time i ever been to warren wilson. funny how little i actually no about a school i heard a hunch aboot

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new luigi pics hitting the tl, i am rejuvenated

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the lip bite orgasm will always be sexy, but the fingers digging, srunched brow, paralized o face is the kinda orgasm they are going to tell their therapist about.

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the man said he was kookoo for the coco puffs. if that isnt crackhead what ate we doing?

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4 hour drive and my stomach dancing like bachata after brekky

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nope still dont like dancing sober

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do you think you could change?

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night 2 and im already on my op ivy shit and karas walk home

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inside you are two wolves (backpack has beanie babies and paracord rope)