Mayode James Aboderin

Strategy & Consulting Professional

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

I’ve not been in a great place lately, I’m going through a divorce with kids involved and it’s been so much harder than I thought. It was my 50th birthday yesterday and I took sleeping tablets so I could sleep through it. That 2nd half meant fucking everything to me, it really did.

[Mayode James Aboderin @mayodeaboderin]

@_Kaelo_ Bro I HATE IT !!! Wtfff! Who started that rubbish ???

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.

[Steve Shultz @elijahliststeve]

WOW! WOW! WOWWWW! It's "Halloween" and NOT a day for YOU to glorify Satan or his minions! This surgeon's stunning short testimony about one of his patients who was on the way to hell while on the operating room table...THIS WILL SHOCK YOU!

[Mayode James Aboderin @mayodeaboderin]

Ummmmmm 😳😳😳

[Variety @Variety]

Heidi Klum arrives as a severed human hand at her Halloween party in New York City

[Lumen @lumenxbt]

Ten million people have watched a comedian accidentally destroy the entire TED talk industry.

He filmed the talk once at TEDxNewYork in 2014 and openly admitted he had nothing to say.

Speaking coaches charge $5,000 to teach the exact tricks he used in 6 minutes to say nothing at all.

His name is Will Stephen. He is a comedian from Late Night with Seth Meyers who was invited to give a real TED talk and used it to prove the format is a costume anyone can wear.

Every TED speaker opens with a question, tells a personal story, cites a scientist, and shows a chart. Stephen did all four in six minutes with zero content.

His entire formula fits on a napkin.

Gesture with both hands. Ask the audience a question anyone can answer. Tell a mildly embarrassing story so they say aww. Point to a stranger on a slide and call them important. Flash a chart of random numbers. Wear glasses with no lenses. The audience will think you are brilliant.

That last trick alone has probably cost the public speaking coaching industry a hundred million dollars in sessions clients should have skipped.

"If you watched me on YouTube with the sound off, you would think I was a genius."

That is Will Stephen on the TED stage, three minutes into the talk he was paid to give. He wasn't lying.

Executives pay $15,000 for a keynote coach and still open with a joke the room never laughs at. Founders rehearse their pitch for weeks and still sound like Stephen at minute four, saying "wagga wah, gabba gabba" with authority.

The talk is free on YouTube. The method is written across every TED speaker's playbook for ten years.

Stephen still writes for Seth Meyers. Almost none of the ten million viewers have stopped nodding at empty slides since.

The formula is free. The willingness to actually say something before your next keynote, pitch, or townhall is the entire edge.

[Ishaku Samaila♟️ @Isamaila007]

They sentenced her to 14 years in prison using Islamic jurisprudence, even though they knew she was a Christian and she had only advised an adult about her faith, yet the world is silent about it.

Please repost; let the world know.

[Mr Piccolo @iamchrizten]

Damn... this story hits heavy.

She asked him to stop initiating, he actually listened for *sixteen months*, no pressure, no sneaking, nothing. And then one day he’s like “yeah I’m done living like roommates.”

The quiet part is what gets me. He wasn’t yelling or cheating or making threats. He just slowly checked out while still showing up for the kid and the laundry. That’s the scary part is when the fighting stops because one person already left in their head.

Sixteen months of “I’ll tell you when I’m ready” with no timeline is a long time to keep hoping the connection comes back. You can’t take one of the biggest parts of marriage off the table indefinitely and act surprised when the other person eventually walks.

Painful story. Real one though.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Pèp ayisyen,

Nou prèske fin deplwaye sòlda nou yo ak ekipman nou yo sou tè Ayiti. Sa a se pa yon operasyon kont pèp ayisyen an, ni yon envazyon peyi Ayiti. Nou pa yon gwo pisans. Nou pa gen okenn enterè ni pou nou vin domine pèp ayisyen an, ni pou nou mete men sou richès Ayiti.

Nou se yon peyi modès k ap devlope. Sèl sa nou vle, se pou kat teknisyen avyasyon nou yo tounen lakay yo. Epi n ap bay gang yo yon leson, gang sa yo k ap fè pèp ayisyen an soufri, ki touye moun pèp la renmen yo, k ap anpeche l viv yon lavi nòmal, lib, san laperèz.

Se prèske nou menm sèl k ap peye pou operasyon sa a. Menmsi nou resevwa yon ti èd lojistik nan men kèk lòt peyi, se ak pwòp ti kès nou n ap kouvri 90% nan depans yo.

Sa koute nou chè, men nou te aprann nan pwòp soufrans nou: jistis ak lapè pa gen pri. Nou te pase nan menm soufrans Ayiti ap travèse jodi a. Nou te viv yon beny san ki te pi terib toujou pase sa pèp ayisyen an ap sibi kounye a. Nou konnen sa sa vle di: viv nan laperèz, pa fè politisyen konfyans, pa kwè okenn moun ki pwomèt l ap ede w. Paske pèsonn pa t vin ede nou, e moun ki te vini yo pa t gen bon entansyon nan kè yo.

Men nou te rive chape anba sa. Apre 200 lane soufrans, finalman n ap viv nan lapè, e jodi a nou se peyi ki gen plis sekirite sou kontinan an.

Nou pa vin ann Ayiti pou nou touche lajan, paske pèsonn pa peye nou pou sa. Nou vin ann Ayiti pou nou goumen kont mechan yo.

Men sa m ap mande nou: fè nou konfyans, lapriyè sèl vrè Bondye a, epi mande L pou L geri Ayiti.

“Lè sa a si pèp ki pote non m lan lapriyè nan pye m, si yo soumèt devan mwen, si yo pran chache m ankò, si yo vire do bay vye peche yo t'ap fè yo, m'ap tande yo nan syèl kote m ye a, m'ap padonnen peche yo, m'ap fè peyi a kanpe ankò.”

2 Kwonik 7:14

Ede nou ede Ayiti.

Epi lè misyon nou an fini, n ap tounen lakay nou. Petèt jenerasyon Ayisyen k ap vini yo ap sonje nou kòm zanmi ki te vin ede yon lè.

[Jeffery Mead @the_jefferymead]

Islamists are literally beheading Christians in Nigeria..

I wonder why the activists who care so much about innocent people dying rarely talk about this..

[Mayode James Aboderin @mayodeaboderin]

Broke ass billionaire

[Sully @SullyTalkz]

Understand one of the main reasons #MUFC have decided to keep Michael Carrick is due to financial reasons. Sir Jim Ratcliffe made the final decision after talks involving Glazers, Berrada & Wilcox. Carrick could have #CFC, #Roma & #AVFC games. @UtdDistrict https://t.co/gNz94LJtty

[pauliegunn @PaulGunning1]

The fact that Eddie Howe is even in the conversation to manage Manchester United is such a damning indictment on those running the club. Unimaginative, unambitious, weak and reeking of cowardice because they know a stronger character would call them out on their incompetence.

[ManUtd Philosophy @MUtdPhilosophy]

Let's get this trending... Eddie Howe out...Wilcox out...

#MUFC #BoycottUnited #GlazersAndIneosOut #HoweOut

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

The reason I want Conte at Manchester United is the same reason Real Madrid appointed Mourinho.

Madrid knew they needed someone ruthless to restore standards, discipline, and a winning mentality before anything tactical could work.
That's exactly where United are right now.

[𝗛𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝘆 🌊 @HeavenRoy3]

#RatcliffeOut #GlazersOut

[Mayode James Aboderin @mayodeaboderin]

If @ManUtd announce Eddie Howe as manager instead of Conte or Nagelsmann, that will be the day I will immediately stop being a fan after 27 years of supporting them. Enough is enough ! #EddieHoweOut #MUFC

[Complex @Complex]

Parents reportedly called the police on a 3 year old soccer player named Nevada for being too good at the game

His family claims he was dominating against 5 year olds so badly that complaints led to him being removed from the league

[via/ IG nevadaney10]

[S 🇶🇦 @standards_luhg]

Next manager has to be a proven winner with a CV, not Eddie Howe or fucking Mckenna.

If it isn’t Conte fold the club.

[💲 @sullyexcl]

sacking them isn't enough. there has to be a legal way to arrest wilcox and berrada for their crimes against united

[Liam Canning @LiamPaulCanning]

INEOS promised so much and have delivered precisely nothing. Shameful.