Mayoke

Hey lurker. Why are ya stalking me?

Low-tier FGC slum lady, mineral enjoyer, creator of meme foods, bi-polar af, possibly dwarven.

[Mayoke @mayokeoni]

Move over @BurgerKing, the Sheriff is in town! Presenting the Behemoth Typhoon. It boasts a ground beef and chorizo patty, @EatLiquidGold velveeta, an out-of-this-world garlic Hatch chili sauce, and a saucer sized bun with crop circles. Let's welcome #Goldlewis to #ggst! #GGST_GL

[Sal ʕ •ᴥ•ʔゝ☆ @linkshusband7]

WHAT WILL HE LOOK LIKE

[John Zehring @OEF_kunar_MP]

@muheediva01

[Mayoke @mayokeoni]

Me every time I gotta scoot on the couch:

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

king zora shifting sideways for three minutes straight in 4k will be glorious to see

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[Mayoke @mayokeoni]

https://t.co/J9dbMNIGV5

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

POV: the neurodivergent household when we all trigger each others echolalia and vocal stimming and looking like we’re part of a cult be like…

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Nicholas Galitzine, who stars as He-Man in the upcoming live-action film, has officially recreated the iconic meme.

[Mayoke @mayokeoni]

@be_like_ice "If I do it now, I won't have to do it later."

[Mayoke @mayokeoni]

@thrluv Paula Deen the Biscuit Queen and Mr. Sam the Gravy Man

[TEXAS SHOWDOWN | CHEF 👩‍🍳 @daonlyonetofu]

UPDATED !! Spread the word !!

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Me and my girlfriend combining our one shared brain cell to figure out what we want to eat today

[LPN 飛竜 @LPN510]

What?!? I’ll take 2 plz!

[Rach Idowu @AdultingADHD @AdultingADHD]

Neurodivergent people in a corporate work environment:

[kelly @kellytheboss7]

ADHD is having one appointment at 4:00 PM and deciding that the entire day before 4:00 PM is "waiting time," rendering you physically incapable of doing anything productive because you are "currently busy" being anxious about the clock.

[Mayoke @mayokeoni]

@daonlyonetofu Ooooooh I'd love some cookies. What should I do to secure the goodies?

[geoff'n 🛫 EVO/AX @geofftrainwreck]

WE GOT SOKKA DOING THE WORM COMBOS

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Meal prepping is the wildest thing you could suggest to someone with ADHD because as soon as I'm done making a week's worth of lasagna, I guarantee you the last thing I wanna eat is a single spoonful of motherfuckin lasagna.

[Bro Im Slow @BroImSlow]

These new UFO files are wild! 🛸👽

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Oh, my dog? where did he go to school? The University of Being in the Fuckin Way where he majored in Walking Directly in Front of You While You’re Carrying Something Heavy or Hot Sciences.