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@flackospalace This.

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When you fart in the car with the windows up and it smells like an egg McMuffin

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“Babe, go put on that thing I like”

Me:

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What if we kissed at the DeKalb County Free Fall Fair 👉🏻👈🏻

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If your mom had one of these growing up, it’s time to schedule your routine colonoscopy and/or mammogram.

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When you have to drop subtle hints that you’re ovulating

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catching up on internet travel.

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crushing on a musician. again.