nes

whole lot of HOOPLA

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

“Choo choo choo.”
— Train

[nes @mayoo0o]

Toy story on a CRT tv is magical, I forgot how well the original animation looks on the proper set up!

[nes @mayoo0o]

@dyingoctopus Happy birff day!!! :3

[lily @lil_mermaid]

it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

i think people would be better at responding to texts and stuff if we didnt turn our phones into the everything device

[Aelin @linnssins]

If any data center deserves our protection, it’s a public library.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat

[nes @mayoo0o]

"If you're a woman ages 18-26, your eggs can be dona-" I'VE SMOKED WEED BEFORE, LEAVE ME ALONE

[star ｡･:*:･ﾟ★ #ilmbf @dwecayedgirl]

does it ever make u emotional when u look at ur cats and think of how little they r. like wow u have a tiny heart and tiny little lungs and tiny little kidneys and bones

[₊˚⊹ ♡ ₊˚⊹ @ilmkittycat]

Your soulmate is canadian

[trash jones @jzux]

zoboomafoo getting ready for his tell-all Netflix doc

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

i dont wanna be an empath anymore
i wanna be a fucking bitch

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

a purse is just a junk drawer you can take places

[nes @mayoo0o]

Bought a redbull infused drink to feel something (caffeine anxiety) and I felt nothing, trying ol reliable (coffee) tomorrow 🫡

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN

[belak🌪️ @kalebjackson00]

she truly is a prophet sent from the future to warn us of our imminent demise

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

“We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”

Huge congrats, @SesameWorkersU! 🌟