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NO LO SÉ 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Tayo Txn.🖤🤎 @tayobeats_]

october 20 is in 3 weeks
the victims no go believe wetin dey sup for today.

[Lina @zoid269]

why are men so worried about getting raped in prison? not all men are rapists.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

One thing about me, I’m muting a group chat almost immediately.

[OMOBA 29 @Nail3r_]

Btw, that NSPPD was free!

Let your idolos rent Old trafford and throw a free concert for you people— then we can have a conversation, but till then….

[Ilemona @I_Am_Ilemona]

Today is Sunday. As you "atheists" are not going to church you better use the day to save Nigeria. If I hear that Nigeria isn't fixed by tomorrow, then y'all are really foolish.

[Chiké @chike_ijezie]

I detest the online faux outrage and wokeness I see whenever Christian gatherings are happening.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

As we speak,over 50,000 people are gathered at TBS to watch Black Market tonight to break the world record. It’s when we gather for Jesus that you false intellectuals have your demon-inspired priapism.I wanted to cast out the demon of folly,but you’re a willing vessel. Boota jor!

[pablo💕 @Oreoluwa_Payne]

Atleast exam no join Wetin Dey do me this period.

[MOH🗿 @literallyMoh]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still wake up with a headache. like excuse me ?? i rebooted the entire system.

[𝓘̇𝓡𝓔𝓜 🍷 @galagirlx]

Gözümde rimel olduğunu hatırlamadan 5 sn önce

[Itai Sher @itaisher]

The period goes outside of the quotation marks unless it is part of what is being quoted.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.

[Uncle Salihu. @Salihu__Aliyu]

This is exactly why they said most of you will not survive a working Nigeria.

[mike @mikealebiosu]

without twitter, a lot of us wouldn’t even know what is happening in this country.

the mainstream media has failed woefully.

[Gato @_gato_sanchez]

Jamás imaginé que extrañara a los diseñadores gráficos. Estoy agotado visualmente de tanta publicidad y avisos hechos con IA.

[K E N E @kingsly_kenn]

I have the ick whenever someone calls meat “protein” around me.

“Should I add protein?” You might as well add triacylglycerols too. Mumu

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Buying fuel 1,500 per litre inside generator to power your mobile device and come online to defend a failed government is another sign of mental illness.

[Mr. Cheeks @KonotoMochitele]

Why is the mention of women being killed so triggering that you immediately feel the need to say
“but men are also being killed” as a counterargument?

[Caitlin @caitlin_mmm]

We’re not consuming hate media, we’re reading men’s actual comments online

[𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖍 𝕵𝖆𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖗 🦇 @sarahfayejay]

I genuinely cannot understand how people don’t feel weird posting AI images of themselves. Like it’s weird