Mason Maresh

girls farts go into their twats sometimes.

[Mason Maresh @mayorchapstick]

https://t.co/KsyZ0XCw45

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What's next for Syria, and should it involve committing Western troops on the ground? https://t.co/Kafv38gacz

[Mason Maresh @mayorchapstick]

If you swap the letters around in ISIS you get: We some cunts that wanna get fucked in the ass like the first episode of @AHSFX Hotel

[Mason Maresh @mayorchapstick]

Wake up all turned around in ur bed like: Where TF am i? Then its like: Oh shit from this angle my room look like I got roofied last night.

[Mason Maresh @mayorchapstick]

@nicolejulisa @McDonalds I'm gonna start a crew and pull an eggnog shake mix heist.

[Mason Maresh @mayorchapstick]

I wonder what make and model the first car was that was used for the first ever session of road head was in.

[Mason Maresh @mayorchapstick]

I'm gonna have 40 egg nog shakes and diabetes this season @McDonalds

[Mason Maresh @mayorchapstick]

What if a tetanus shot was changed from needle in the stomach to a free year stay at Disney World. Rust would become gone over night.