The Dark Lord

Transplant recipient/grateful every day. biker, defender of the little person, lover of life. humour is my medicine. immune to offence. make me laugh/challenge.

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@jennysthighs47 You don’t look like you have her hands

[𝒯𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓇𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓎 🇬🇧🚜 💚🤍💜 @tractorgirly]

Yup true that one!

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@Rumpilstiltski2 @theSNP should be audited as soon as possible to see where all the money has been hidden.

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@scott_si @angelalambert14 @nwo_to Tony looks like some creepy dude doing the devils work on earth.

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@Janeychunkerss2 @MayorDipshit2 @KimMorg82646847 @wicked_donna Think I’d need the 5XL dildo for maximum penetration 😉

[Richard @Richard65353961]

@markthehibby wasted public money

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@manclesley @GBNEWS How they continue to wander free confuses me.

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@lornaslater And you are offering nothing except a very well filled in expenses claim form.

[Unethical horse dealers - a girl on a mission @roguehorsedeal]

Morning all - Govt safety message for today 😁😁

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@AngelaRayner You’re raging aren’t you Ange ? All because nobody can take you seriously.

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@lisaluvsyaxxxx Any idea where I can get that REALLY wide duck tape ? #unrelatedtweet

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Where are all the happy, frivolous, joyful people on here today 😳

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@REWearmouth I’d say Liz was be kind to both.

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@elbow112 It’s been said she had a tongue like a lizard 🤷‍♂️

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@PaulReoch Rehab doesn’t seem to be working for @HumzaYousaf 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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@Jintybluebells1 @JuneMcg05903673 Sturgeon really is an angry Wee Cnut.

[Jintybluebells @Jintybluebells1]

True story

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@Heather22311814 @nazirafzal @AngelaRayner Big “Slack” Ange modelled herself on a Catherine Tate character.