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[N/A @mayorfatandy]

My sister just shit her pants.

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

Designing your own home is stressful. Like do I plan on marrying a bitch with six kids? Ugh.

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

@moondogmarky Bruh. Be more creative. I just had a friend get a muhhuh fuggin legit flame thrower for 6 hunnit. Burn the peach peach fuz off yo titties from 50’.

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

@Trevor_D22 You betts belie’dat

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

@Trevor_D22 #Turnerroundandtakeitinthebutt

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

Pic for clarity

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

Be safe out there and don’t fuckin buy rotisserie chickens from the deli

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

some of you almost lost a loved one. My life flashed before my eyes as I go down on some rotisserie chicken sliders. when I prepped my Hawaiian roll I missed the bone and later found it in my esophagus. As my eyes watered I looked up at my stove thinking this was how it all ends

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

Fuck this town. I’m movin to Nellyville.

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

I flipping love you 😂. Also if have any Robert dinero left when this COVID butthole goes home I’m taking a shower, a month off and I’m going on tour w you. Preferably somewhere other than SLC.Been thinking about you a lot lately. Hope all is well. Love ya little bro.

[Branson Anderson @branson_a_music]

I was at the library looking for a book on the reign of Julius Caesar. I asked the librarian where the Caesarian section was. She said, “You can’t be in here without a mask.”

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

Someone just please fuckin kill me.

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

@Mstale If that’s true I will see you in alamo in 2 hrs

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

This shit right here is king James V.4 TRUUFFS

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

Rick Ross - Here I Am ft. Nelly & Avery Storm (Official Video) https://t.co/mY2mUc2Hxi via @YouTube throw back to when I ft. @Trevor_D22 and made a music videos.

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

I follow my old boys from parkway that don’t know I exist and I get on here from time to time just to check up on the crew. Make sure they still dumb af. Sup playaz

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

I need to start going w da nut feels. Your gutz and nutz say stay the fuck home? You stay the fuck home where ya bitch ass belongs. Where you’re happier and trashier.

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

Highlight of the day #1..
had my boy eddy stop in to say whAt up. He didn’t need anything or have any bullshit rumors to share or gossip to spread. Literally just stopped to say hi and check out the place. That’s the kinda people this fuckin place needs more of.

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

@Jordann_J Bet chu won’t doe

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

@Klamders Figures

[N/A @mayorfatandy]

God damn, I love the Fourth of July. Happy birthday Jesus christ.