▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

‘cause at the 𝓮nd of the day, that’s 𝗮𝗹𝗹 the 𝓿oters will 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 .ᐟ

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

...i’m just the mayor, dear.

[ᅠ𝓜❜𝒊𝒔𝒔 ᅠ❤︎,ᅠ ᴷ꯭ᴸ꯭ᴵᴺ꯭ᴱᅠᅠ𖤜ᅠ @allamericangel]

people all over the world. there are bigger problems than me spending some time at rio.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

dear, i’m not a botanist. they’re saying i stole from my own father, do you understand how horrible that sounds .ᐣ

[Kline @Br3akTh3Cha1n]

They're part of the fruit.

Technically, they're the seed of the cashew apple.

I can't believe the education is Hawkins is lacking.

Maybe we need a meeting about raising the educational system values and commitments.

How can we have a better Hawkins without educated minds?

[Minnie Kline @ALLUREDFIEND]

» Mayor Kline’s Wife. | Stranger Things |

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[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

...who is dying, sweetheart .ᐣ

[ᅠ𝓜❜𝒊𝒔𝒔 ᅠ❤︎,ᅠ ᴷ꯭ᴸ꯭ᴵᴺ꯭ᴱᅠᅠ𖤜ᅠ @allamericangel]

. . . whoops.

i mean——oh, please. people are dying and they’re worrying i gave myself a little trip .ᐣ

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

of course you weren’t.

[☠︎⃨⃔ᅠᅠ*𝗔𐍂𝗘𝗦. @ultraviolrnt]

...whatever. i wasn’t really sorry anyway.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

no.

[☠︎⃨⃔ᅠᅠ*𝗔𐍂𝗘𝗦. @ultraviolrnt]

sorry.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

dear, that’s not the point.

[Kline @Br3akTh3Cha1n]

Whoever is doing this is clearly uneducated and doesn't know what they're talking about...

Cashews are not really nuts.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

shut the fuck up, bellamy.

[☠︎⃨⃔ᅠᅠ*𝗔𐍂𝗘𝗦. @ultraviolrnt]

so you were destined to be a politician and steal from everyone since you were a kid. that’s kinda amazing, if ya ask me.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

I WAS A KID.

[☠︎⃨⃔ᅠᅠ*𝗔𐍂𝗘𝗦. @ultraviolrnt]

did you? that’s kinda fucked up, man.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

and that i used to steal from my own father to buy cashew nuts.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

that bellamy stole a patrol car, penelope spent two weeks in rio using the corporate card, that you’re part of a cult funded with public money, that your mother is involved in a millionaire scheme, that i gave billy a job at city hall

+

[Kline @Br3akTh3Cha1n]

Saying what exactly?

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

exposing our family, yes.

[Kline @Br3akTh3Cha1n]

People are making up songs about dad?

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

they don’t even mention your name. 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘬𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦’𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘸. it’s my name being dragged.

[☠︎⃨⃔ᅠᅠ*𝗔𐍂𝗘𝗦. @ultraviolrnt]

y’know... the part of the jingle where they talk about me is lowkey the best.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

...the jingle also says you spent two weeks in a luxury hotel on the taxpayers’ dime.

[ᅠ𝓜❜𝒊𝒔𝒔 ᅠ❤︎,ᅠ ᴷ꯭ᴸ꯭ᴵᴺ꯭ᴱᅠᅠ𖤜ᅠ @allamericangel]

so it’s not that bad, right .ᐣ your name will still be on everyone’s lips, and you can just laugh it off and say it’s a funny song.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

maybe to a beach house .ᐣ we should get one.

[Minnie Kline @ALLUREDFIEND]

I would like that.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

yeah .ᐣ guess what, they’re saying you stole it.

[☠︎⃨⃔ᅠᅠ*𝗔𐍂𝗘𝗦. @ultraviolrnt]

i haven’t stolen shit, man. it was a test drive!

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

it’s catchy.

[ᅠ𝓜❜𝒊𝒔𝒔 ᅠ❤︎,ᅠ ᴷ꯭ᴸ꯭ᴵᴺ꯭ᴱᅠᅠ𖤜ᅠ @allamericangel]

oh my god, daddy.

. . . i mean, is the jingle at least a little bit good .ᐣ

[͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 𓂃 𝖑ucy ₊ 𝒉. ⊹ @tormentedblond]

͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

sure. we can go on a family trip this weekend.

[Minnie Kline @ALLUREDFIEND]

It is needed more often.

[▍ᅠ𝓜𝗔𝗬𝗢𝗥ᅠ 🇺🇸 ᅠ𝓚𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀. @mayorkline]

we surely had a great time. 😁 *

[Minnie Kline @ALLUREDFIEND]

She had a good weekend. Peaceful. Happy.

For the first time in a long while.