People of Stafford: Remember to put your clocks back one hour on Saturday night.
People of Cannock: Remember to put your fashion sense and world views forward 30 years and don’t look directly at the sun.
There’s a dick load of bad news around at the moment, and I hope everyone in Stafford (and for the first time ever... Cannock) is staying safe.
I put together this silly thing, you can see the full thing here
Stay safe everyone
https://t.co/j7tGFuwuuQ
Wandering around the Guildhall Shopping Centre looking for a Valentine’s gift for Mrs Mayor.
She doesn’t want me to spend more than £10.
I’ve bought her Cannock’s most expensive house.
Now, what do I get with the other 8 quid?!
Hey Stafford. A very merry Christmas from Mrs Mayor (already hammmered) and I for all my constituents across this great town.
Try to think of those less fortunate today, like Cannock’s Thinnest Child for example.
Looks like your favourite mayor won’t have time to vote on Thursday. Currently, this is my agenda:
7-9am: Time with Mrs Mayor
9-11am: Opening new John Menzies store in Doxey
11am-5pm: (boozy) Lunch
5pm-6pm: Zumba
6pm-8pm: Judging ‘Cannock’s Youngest Grandma’ competition
Whatever your persuasion: VOTE!
Whatever you believe in: VOTE!
If you think you’re vote doesn’t matter: VOTE!
This Thursday, it’s time to crown ‘Cannock’s Sexiest Grandma’ 2019.
Can 29 year old Whitney win again? Find out Thursday!