Rob Ford (not!)

Someone's gotta tell the inside story.

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Case Ootes. Case closed. Now let's privatize.

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

What did you just say? Did you call it a "Fat Tuesday"? Yes you did! Are you gonna lie about that? That is a verbal assault!

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Note to TTC: If you drive, don't text (http://dlvr.it/JZfnM). Drink instead (http://turl.ca/tgjrp).

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

@michaelshapcott Don't bother me with your consistency and logic.

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

@michaelshapcott You left-wing pinko

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

I gave a nice speech at the Royal York yesterday. Funny, salmon and champagne taste almost as good sans gravy.

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Glad you're staying, bro. http://bit.ly/fUGWS8

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

What's the difference between @CharlieSheen and Dalton McGuinty? Charlie Sheen is #winning

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Doug thinks I should keep pressuring Nakamura, so that she resigns instead of getting "fired". We'll save the severance package.

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Transfer more money, or else my nation will vote against you. (Merci pour l'excellente idée, Gilles!)

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

@andrewbrett You're good! Ever considered a career as municipal minion? I'm still recruiting.

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Mauling TCHC: check. Making off colour joke: check. Frightening the Libs: check. Now I can go watch Atlas Shrugged.

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Ok, I take back the "crooks" bit. Adrienne says it's "libellous". Killjoy!

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

@amp6 @JProskowGlobal Long live free Fordlandia. Zenga zenga.

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Amir thinks the majority of the Council supports me on TCHC. We'll vote Nakamura and her crooks out of office. Bow before my mightyness

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

@416647905 @slobford " I am large, I contain multitudes."

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Molto bene. Gino Boy in on board. http://www.torontosun.com/news/torontoandgta/2011/03/01/17458871.html

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

David Mitchell, Michelle Joseph, Zahra Dhanani, Greg Kalil, Ronald Struys, Carol Osler, A. Sheikh... You're fired! Whadya mean, I can't?

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Yeah, yeah. Elton John is in town. No, I got no invite. But is he a guy dressed up like a girl or a girl dressed up like a guy?

[Rob Ford (not!) @MayorRob]

Kouvalis wants to take over my tweets. I told him to fuck off. Creative control is everything.