Rob Ford

I'm still the mayor and taxpayers know it.

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

Gonna show my #BlueJaysAppreciation by going to the basement, putting on some goggles and spraying myself in the face with champagne.

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

John Fillion's lying. You think Doug would really say something that gay?

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

Hurry up and finish this game before I pass out! #BlueJays

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

Damnit. Their gonna legalize weed right after I told everyone I quit. I'm gonna need it with drama sissy running things. #CDNpoli

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

I can't believe I went fishing with a guy who lost to a drama teacher. #CDNpoli #Elxn42

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

A reminder, Uber's giving free rides to the polls if you're too hammered to drive yourself. #elxn42

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

If you're not too hungover tomorrow, come to the Ford Nation rally for Harper. Don't let this country get ruined by some liberal druggie.

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

Dave in Scarborough is gonna pitch the Jays to a Word Series, folks. #BlueJays #Price

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

I totally support people uncovering their faces at Canadian taxpayership ceremonies. #CDNpoli #TOpoli

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

Thanks, guys! You didn't hate me as mayor that much after all! #RankedBallot #TOpoli

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

I'm gonna play the tape of Tory promising to privatize trash pickup after I play the tape again of him endorsing me for mayor. #TOpoli

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

Happy Labour Day. I'm labouring over old drinking stories with Sandro right now.

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

Well sometimes you're out and about and you gotta go, right? #Peegate #CDNpoli

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

All these old politicians trying to be hip. I started something in this city. #TOpoli

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

French taxpayers won't care that Doug can't speak French, as long as he respects their pesos, or whatever they're called there. #CDNpoli

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

When I'm mayor again I'll only support an Olympic bid if football's a sport. Like real football where you use your hands. #TOpoli

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

Norm Kelly can get in diss battles with gangsta rappers, but he's not man enough to smoke crack with them. #TOpoli

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

That guy in Calgary lost his job? Who hasn't said the odd racist thing while drunk in a cab? That's what they're there for.

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

Sharknado 3 sucked because I wasn't in it, folks.

[Rob Ford @SlobFord]

But only one if you watch for cops MT @norm: Starting next Tues., you only have to have 2+ occupants to use HOV lane