MayorTurkey

Fly Slow. Break Things. Then fix them. A leader with a 270° view of the Urban Hometown™ The most complex retina of any vertebrate. -Scientific American

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

You’re telling me Wisconsin, the land of beer and bratwursts and places called things like Rhinelander and a big spike in German immigration in the mid 1940s, also is full of racists?!

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

It was nice catching up!

[Paid to Agitate willing to annoy for free @larryn1966]

Ran into @MayorTurkey while I was in Veterans Park over lunch. We talked election strategy in 61A.

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@soupformy_fam @WedgeLIVE @larryn1966 @jasoncomix Gobble gobble, bitches, count me in.

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@soupformy_fam @WedgeLIVE @larryn1966 @jasoncomix What's that?

Oh my God, is that.....

A DISTANT GOBBLE?!?!?!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@larryn1966 I would never.

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@larryn1966 @Komrad_Iron Urban Hometown 2: Electric Bike-aloo

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@whstancil @natepentz Weiners After Dark™️

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@larryn1966 @Komrad_Iron If it ain't broke don't fix it? Well ok, Bud. What if a 30 pound bird that flies like a garbage can ran into it? It would be broken then, wouldn't it? So now let's fix it.

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@larryn1966 @Komrad_Iron I suppose now is as good a time as any to reveal my next campaign slogan.

Fly slow. Break things.

Because when things are broken they need to be rebuilt, and we can rebuild them better.

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@Grimace4America Grimace 🤝 Mayor Turkey
Politicians without clothes on in their PFP

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@BicycleIdiot It's something shared with turkeys, we too become incredibly violent when agitated.

[Alex Schieferdecker @alexschief]

Must be rough to go through life like this

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@ibsroyalty They've been dealt with, and are serving a period of time south of the freeway line in Bloomington. They will be welcome back into the Richfield DSZ (Desuburbanized Zone) once they've disavowed their problematic ways.

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

I approve. #TheUrbanHometown

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

i love evangelicals, i just don’t approve of their lifestyle

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@larryn1966 Time to change my handle?

[MayorTurkey @MayorTurkey]

@Big_Red_30 @larryn1966 @soupformy_fam @hellodonavon I seek to be more Augustus and less Commodus.