brit

harm reductionist, counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - recently featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

[Talia Ben-Ora @taliaotg]

“last night” on a spreadsheet dated for May 1st

[brit @BritCulp]

also i’m voting for @HunterBiden in 2028

[brit @BritCulp]

skill issue

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[brit @BritCulp]

@CantEverDie they both do. happy pride to them too i guess!

[brit @BritCulp]

made this on my lunch break

[brit @BritCulp]

@RepOgles shut the fuck up you lying ass bitch

take some fucking responsibility for once

[brit @BritCulp]

@AndyOgles shut the fuck up you weird freak

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

he's going to be a generational shitposter

[brit @BritCulp]

@mbrodkorb rocco (no last name)

[brit @BritCulp]

@lydiakauppi i’d ask him but he’s got me blocked. probably the last time i said he looks like oswald cobblepot.

[brit @BritCulp]

@lydiakauppi oswald cobblepot looking mf

wasn’t he affiliated with 3%ers or some shit too?

[brit @BritCulp]

@TammySueeB @taliaotg where did you buy your glue?

[brit @BritCulp]

@gruidl @GrageDustin his tantrums are funny at least

[brit @BritCulp]

can’t believe he didn’t choose tom evenstad

[Mike Lindell @realMikeLindell]

Just Officially Filed! 🇺🇸

The two best gubernatorial candidates are joining forces!

I’m honored to officially announce @PhillipCParrish as my Lieutenant Governor in my campaign for Governor of Minnesota.

Please support our campaign at https://t.co/tEd6dXJzz5!

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

@Breaking911 Why is Breaking911 posting about Sesame Street posting about pride month?

[brit @BritCulp]

@Breaking911 mainly to upset you, specifically. i see it’s working too.

[brit @BritCulp]

@damintoell @Breaking911 🚨#BREAKING

[brit @BritCulp]

who the fuck was giving grimace ozempic?? 😭

[brit @BritCulp]

@kpottermn i was just thinking of t rock 🥺

[daviss 📸 @daviss]

Someone should also look into the MPD PTSD fraud.