Mayonnaise

i hate my job

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

I enjoy dopamine, a tad bit too much

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

@SamiRmcf15 He scores 40+ every year, he’s a striker don’t overthink it

[Garcia Bassino @garciabassino]

"Si a Mbappé le sacás lo que hizo en los Mundiales", te dicen. Andá a la concha de tu hermana.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Toujours important de commencer par une victoire. Le chemin sera long mais nous sommes prêts. 🇫🇷🙏🏽💪🏽

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

Olise is the best creator in the world man wtf

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

Fairs Jackson that was a decent hit

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Any small hard to get, I don disappear
Pride 101%

[🪵 @17SIMPA]

As she say stop, i just wear my boxers back.
Man wey guide no suppose dey beg poor person

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Ahí va Doku contra Egipto

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

@LKCOYB Death to all tactics man, you’ve clearly never watched and only saw a comp to fuel your BS and push Baleba LB propaganda

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

This World Cup is slowly ruining my life

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

CONTRAGOLPE DE BRASIL, AHÍ VA IGOR THIAGO.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Dear beloved sports-loving Nigerian youths,

After watching the performances of Davido, Burna Boy, and Rema at the opening of the 2026 World Cup—at a time when Nigeria, the giant of Africa, is absent—I felt a measure of consolation. This was reinforced by the fact that many Nigerians playing for clubs worldwide are representing other countries. Felix Nmecha, for instance, set a record by scoring the fastest goal at six minutes for Germany. I write to you therefore, knowing that this country belongs to you, the youth.

You are more of stakeholders in Nigeria’s future than I am. I am 64 years old; by God’s grace, much of my journey is behind me, while yours lies ahead.

It is therefore imperative that you rise to the challenge by obtaining your PVC, your most powerful tool for driving the change you desire.

In the last three years alone, over 15 million Nigerians have turned 18—enough to decide who becomes President, Governor, Senator, Member of the House, or Local Government Chairman. Indeed, enough to shape the nation’s future.

I know many of you are sceptical about politics and political parties. I understand why, but scepticism must not become surrender.

You do not need to belong to any party or wait for anyone to organise you. Organise yourselves in your streets, campuses, communities, workplaces, churches, mosques, and social groups. Mobilise, debate, demand accountability, and take part in choosing those you wish to entrust with leadership.

If you are organised and wish to hear directly from me, invite me. I will come and share my plans for you and our nation.

Do not sit on the sidelines while others decide your future.

I appeal to you to register and vote. Your vote can shape who becomes the next President of our country.

My young friends, this is your country. Take it back.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

Ball up top.

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

if you lie to babe say na you get house, you gats live like owner.

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

@cfc_shero @CFCDaily @TheAthleticFC He didn’t fail as a LB in PL, he played 6 games as a 19 year old🤣. Cucurella wasn’t a cup appearance away from a loan to United after being the most expensive LB in the world. Spare me the noise, he’s not this world beater but he’s a good player in every right

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

@siphillipssport 2 days ago Cucurella was in the bomb squad, last season he was mid. Hato replacing him with Barco as his backup isn’t the end of world. We need to improve strengthen other areas. Cucurella isn’t nuno mendes or a Trent that requires all this noise tbh

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

@cfc_shero @CFCDaily @TheAthleticFC Barco is a decent LB lmaoo

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

@XammieCrypt @888s_Society 0x0a6671f566BA894C86b86f578FE28cb3A50710C0

[Mayonnaise @mayostnr]

Diomande is such a foreplay footballer man smh

[hendrxx @OdumRx]

how entire country dey financial hardship 🤣🤣