spicy mayo

mi fag mi zinzin misandre (she/her)

[Chino Chinchulin @Chinchuchino]

Se fue acercando de a poco, como haciéndose el boludo. Se afanó una medialuna.

[femcel apologist @notsaraferdowsi]

Now that the mass hysteria discourse on casual sex has died down I’d like to say that I loved being young and slutty and reckless. It didn’t always end well but it did always teach me something ab the world and then inevitably ab myself. Casual didn’t mean trivial. It was tight

[jess lozano schmitt @JessLozanoS]

dating someone intelligent is all fun and games, until you get into an argument and they actually make good points consistently

[spicy mayo @mayotommo]

@Neptune__IX je veux être elle

[𝐍𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐈𝐗 ♱ 🍁🍂 @Neptune__IX]

Ma collègue signe ses mails par "sans attente particulière de votre part", "dans l'espoir d'une réponse cohérente", "sujet clôturé"..... à la place de cordialement ⚰️

[blue 🌱 @boscodiconifere]

Amica turca ieri mi fa "Se un uomo ti ferma per chiederti aiuto vai via. Non gli serve aiuto. Se gli servisse aiuto chiederebbe ad un altro uomo".
Nuovo post-it mentale per i viaggi futuri.

[Sophie B 🔻🖤♥️ @SophieBS2607]

Non rien… hein on continue, on fait comme si on n’avait pas vu 🙄

[ꨄ︎ Dr. Princess ꨄ︎ @PinKIYSensei]

I have no interest in becoming so spiritually evolved that I stop enjoying perfume, beautiful rooms, good food, flirting, flowers and being adored. Earth is lovely. I came here to participate.

[spicy mayo @mayotommo]

@goyosucreausucr mais cheesecake je pensais que t'étais une lesbienne

[celle du vide @virreyesnoir]

Lo que los cucks de esta app nunca van a entender es que el erotismo verdadero tiene algo de exceso, de discontinuidad rota, de violencia simbólica. El deseo no es un inventario de rasgos. El otro no se vuelve deseable porque podamos justificarlo racionalmente, al revés, el deseo se concentra en un detalle opaco, casi absurdo, que rompe la lectura general. El punctum vive en algo te hiere la mirada. Una barba, unas manos, una forma de inclinarse, una voz, una pesadez del cuerpo. Además Romain Gavras is hot as fuck.

[xn @idunnoxn]

eating her out until she forcefully grabs my hair to keep my head steady and starts grinding against my mouth to finish would make me cum with no hands

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

As a woman I am extremely aware the only reason I have rights is because women before me got mouthy, organized, and made herself inconvenient. Thats why I see women who uphold the patriarchy as traitors

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Do not be afraid to sow without immediately seeing the fruits. The sowing belongs to you; the growth belongs to God. No gesture carried out in the name of Christ is useless.

[Giovanna @mifses]

"Os homens deixaram de ser necessários e não aprenderam a se tornar desejáveis."

Ouvi isso num vídeo e ✍🏻!!!!!

[agatta christ @carv3dwaxe]

A sensação de ser uma garota interessada em bebida, nicotina e sexo

[the Rich @Duderichy]

she cooked here ngl

[𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠ೃ࿔* @ricklbbh]

tudo é perfomatico pra alguém cujo o único hobby é mexer no celular

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

“i can see your nipples through your shirt” ok well i can see the hurt child within you despite all you do to try and cover it up

[Matteo @ReichNeverDies]

Eating pussy not for her pleasure, but for an ample serving of Lactobacilli bacteria to improve my gut health