May

what's the motive tho (she/her)

[May @mayp3tal]

always have dreams that will disappoint your parents

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Dry January this isn't. But this could be seen as public service drinking as English women's football is piloting allowing drinking in the seats

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https://t.co/Pee0B49lXf

[NukemTalksWrestling @NukemWrestling]

US politics is so wild.

Here's the Mayor of Knox County Tombstoning the US Secretary of Education

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Infowars, a controversial conspiracy theory website, has been sold to satirical news outlet The Onion at a bankruptcy auction

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https://t.co/Ohky4wveCN

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

I fear for the safety of the world this morning.

Our only line of defence now may be Gary Barlow’s massive son.

[May @mayp3tal]

I would take great joy in reading detailed accounts of when people said it didn't work for them

[May @mayp3tal]

Immodium as a brand should anonymise and share it's complaints as a (quite literal) shit-post account

[Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx]

The ref has given Saka a yellow card. It’s a picture of a sunflower and it says “keep shining” because he is so precious

[May @mayp3tal]

Jordan Pickford is sooooo brat.

[May @mayp3tal]

half of my life, I feel sick

[May @mayp3tal]

the way I'm being told to slow down by family here in India, they've even told me I eat too fast... so rat race coded, I actually need calm down

[May @mayp3tal]

delulu for delusional and gululu for gullible

[May @mayp3tal]

how did pumpkin become a term of endearment? who did its marketing

[May @mayp3tal]

@mas_azar_ 😭😂

[May @mayp3tal]

devastating to see shitheads comment "this is the most sense he's ever made" - is this all you care about??? cost of living crisis, poor growth, shite infrastructure, billions lost to fraud but as long as the trans people know they can't exist we can die happy

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'We shouldn't be bullied into believing people can be any sex they want to be, they can't. A man is a man and a woman is a woman', says Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.

https://t.co/xItZsH7tea

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[May @mayp3tal]

when you see the conspiracy, alt-right gaslighting...he's the L to the OG x

[May @mayp3tal]

what do you call the feeling when you're people watching at the skate park, and the kids start joyfully playing tag on their skateboard and you just cry

[Jessica Eve Kennedy @jessevekennedy]

Prince William and David Beckham both using their daughters as props in their “good luck lionesses” videos is giving so much “as a father of a daughter” energy 🫠

[May @mayp3tal]

my favourite thing in ibiza is to flex my awful Spanish and mutually joke at the fact I say "muy si" and they love it

[May @mayp3tal]

what's the point of the campaigns for men calling out other men on this behaviour??? if all the likely male, "key" stakeholders can't make a decision as a club to terminate his contract because of his behaviour, why leave it to the women's team who have no involvement, so ridic