*sees an avocado*
My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me:
"It’s an avocadooooo, thanks"
Just an FYI: if you’ve ever handwritten me a note (thank you card, birthday card, etc) I have not and will probably not ever throw that guy away. I am a SUCKER for handwritten things and I will literally cry even if it’s not sappy