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i hate blue cheese and i’m scared of dogs

[Kevin Carter @wapimaskwa69]

AFTER IGNORING YOU FOR 20 MINUTES, YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW QUICKLY EMPLOYEES AT Lowe's ASSIST YOU WHEN YOU TRY AND START A CHAINSAW.

[freaky hacker chick @effhcee]

kinda feeling like absolutely nothing is going my way

[mat ★ @blackoutmat]

quando me pedem um conselho mas eu sou o amigo que apoia divórcio, aborto, cortar laços com a família, homossexualidade, outras religiões, se demitir etc

[zu @annoyed__s]

aquele momento que sua cama tá a coisa mais aconchegante do mundo mas vc precisa levantar pra enfrentar dez mil demônios no trabalho

[mika @mikasagrada]

todas as noites eu prometo fazer mudanças radicais na minha vida e no dia seguinte eu nem consigo sair da cama

[m✧ @halalboozee]

Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

The thing about being considerate is you notice how largely inconsiderate most ppl are

[bria. @Breezybrim_]

i am experiencing a level of character development this year I really didnt ask for lol

[Snow @snowfi_]

I need this gif on whatsapps 😭

[remx @biigrem]

the fact that you can’t even afford a little treat or buy yourself something nice without feeling like you’ve made a terrible financial decision is so exhausting. you’re working 9–5, 40 hours a week, and somehow even enjoying the money you earn feels irresponsible.

[k @luvofmx]

"i hate loud music" do NOT get in my car

[F @fvckoluwafemi]

i hate when people put too much pressure on me because lately i haven't even been meeting my own expectations

[Ven @ven_btw]

Orochimaru sucks for obvious reasons but he serves an undeniable amount of cunt & gender fluidity that no other villain has done before. He’s lowkey Sasuke’s drag mother. The way Sasuke’s demon form is a 20 inch teased buss down with a purple lip and sclera lenses like ok diva…

[imagotayukayb 🐳 ⚾🏀⚽ @fatbillieilish]

Asking things of people that love me and are willing to help

[5am @fxzkshvt]

you’ll be in the worst depressive episode and then have to clock in at the pretend i’m normal factory

[V✨ @watchmeteevee]

Bitches rlly be walking around no education, no real career, nothing to brag about except swearing up and down they’re the baddest bitch alive lmaooo like ok sis have at it

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

Me trying to have an "i don't care" mindset but all i do is care

[laine 🐦‍⬛ @hitchups]

sorry can we please just focus on nearly half of florida voting for a socialist.

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all keep blaming yt boomers and I’m not sure why you’re underestimating young yt ppl…

[Liquor Talk Podcast @RealVJones]

It’s the rural parts of Florida that let us down every time. Miami, Tampa, Orlando, Jacksonville and Tallahassee hold it down every time.