karla m.

the martini police.

[karla m. @mayram813]

seriously, anyone who didn’t have bottoms in their year end lists… we can’t be friends anymore

[karla m. @mayram813]

not my sister using saltburn’s final sequence to reference me staying home alone for the holidays 🤦🏻‍♀️ iykyk

[karla m. @mayram813]

y’all out here selling me on letterboxd patron and it’s working

[maggie ☾ @clockworkism]

GUYS DID ANYONE EVER GET THIS MONSTER THINGY WHILE BEING ON LETTERBOXD?? IT HAPPENED TWICE TO ME AND ITS STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT

[karla m. @mayram813]

i never want the all of us strangers press tour to end

[karla m. @mayram813]

@PoorOldRoloTony @jowrotethis

[karla m. @mayram813]

we’re soooooo back!

[karla m. @mayram813]

gladiator sequel hive: i am your captain now

[karla m. @mayram813]

we could’ve had it all…

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

it would be so nice to not be thinking about the meaning of life all day

[karla m. @mayram813]

not me ordering a new pair of sunglasses when the days literally last like 4 hours and I spend most of them inside

[karla m. @mayram813]

puros pinches corajes siempre 🙄

[karla m. @mayram813]

@solmrey i mean its just that last one really 🤷🏻‍♀️

[karla m. @mayram813]

do people know what pop is anymore?
forbes calling bad bunny the king of pop and then spotify suggesting daddy yankee under my pop genre?

[karla m. @mayram813]

@solmrey I have thoughts

[matt gehring @mattryanx]

there should be a way to dispute your Spotify Wrapped results if you disagree

[karla m. @mayram813]

all I want for xmas is the bottoms dvd

[karla m. @mayram813]

@paolafernandaaa 😂😂😂😂😂

[karla m. @mayram813]

when you wake up from your dream to the reality that you’re not dating sonny

[karla m. @mayram813]

creo que tendría que morir después de esto. es perfecto.

[Corona Capital @CoronaCapital]

Do you remember the first time? 🖤
@welovepulp

#CoronaCapital23

[karla m. @mayram813]

are you fucking kidding me!?
I JUST cancelled starz 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Julianne Moore Series ‘Mary & George’ Moves From AMC To Starz https://t.co/oSp5xwcjyn

[karla m. @mayram813]

i was going to warn against the person I’ll become once the idea of you film starts promoting/eventually comes out - but I don’t think even *I’M* ready

[karla m. @mayram813]

bitch I might be

[karla m. @mayram813]

am I… meeting my absolute favorite author and personal hero zadie smith today?