As this man’s niece, I feel obligated to inform the public that this tweet is sponsored by selective memory Please don’t listen to him. This same man bought his fiancee a brand new iPhone 17 Air last week
and yes the girl is my friend,so I witnessed the hypocrisy in real time👍🏾
Boarding school accused me of sneaking out and called my dad. He came, asked one question: “Did you do it?” I said no.
He turned to the disciplinary committee and said, “Then my daughter didn't do it.” While other parents were beating their kids,
Told my mom I want a chieftaincy title in our village. She said that ever since she’s known me, I’ve never had actual things to worry about apart from rubbish. Lmaooo, fairs🫠😭
For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. "He looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine"
I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO
One time my dad took me to a check-up and the doctor told me happy birthday. My dad snapped "It's NOT her birthday." So the doctor silently handed him my chart while asking me how old I was. I said ten! 😁 and then I got in trouble. for not telling...my dad..about...my birthday
"of all the people who could've wished me a happy father's day, getting a call from you is always my favorite"
does this man know im supposed to be his ONLY CHILD ????
Today service was one of a kind. My Pastor ask! "Is there anyone here, You urgently need 10k to sort out a family matter, if this is you come out."
Everyone was quiet, Then suddenly a man stood up and said "since I lost my job, nothing as been the way it should be. all I need is ₦5,000 to buy food for my family. They haven't had anything to do eat since yesterday morning."
Then my pastor Responded do you believe there is nothing God cannot do. He said yes.... My pastor Request for his account number and send ₦1,200,000 to him. 200k to stuck his house with food and 1million to start something with his life.....
And that's how he was blessed. Isn't God wonderful 🎁🎈🎉
My Hightlight of Today's father's day celebration 💃
My neighbour said I no be God because I refused to grind for her😔
She usually comes to my apartment to grind things.
Two days ago, she sent her 5-year-old son to my place with something to grind.
The boy said, “Aunty, my mummy said make you grind this for her.”
I was shocked. I’m already letting them use my light to grind, and now I should still do the grinding myself?
So I told him, “Go tell your mummy aunty is busy.”
Yesterday evening, I greeted her outside, but she ignored me.
I greeted her again, and she said:
“Na solar you get, you no be God… solar wey man buy for you.”
I replied instantly:
“Your own husband no be man? Why he never buy solar for you?” 🧐
There’s this babe on IG, she has an illness that made her allergic to water, she doesn’t bath, she doesn’t drink water, infact she hasn’t drank water in years. She can’t even sweat or cry because her own tears gives her insane allergies. People are really going through a lot.😞💔