matthew mayson

SHABBA

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Jon Bernthal earnestly spouting "But you think you understand the inventory of Home Depot" is going right to the VIP area of memory storage.

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

It’s a terrible movie but you have to respect Coppola for taking such a massive swing

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

this the most french shit i've ever heard

[flex @lowkflex]

I be sayin this shit randomly lmao

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

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[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[Martinnies @mb_briggsy]

In Morrisons and they’re playing Shine by Take That

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Truly an all timer tweet

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Adulthood is realizing that going to the cinema is a perfect activity to do alone

[One Proud Bavarian @ProudBavaria]

The AI in a CIVILIZATION game when you have a couple of military units near its border

[Agent 4ft 7” @nathersjones]

They’re gonna give him one of those perfect days you give your dog before having him put down

[Jahir Sheikh @jahirsheikh8]

Stack overflow 💔

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

keir when it comes to the football

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

THE FATHER STILL LOOKS OUT FOR HIS NATION, EVEN AFTER THEY BETRAYED HIM

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Perhaps his most consistent stance is that he loves handsome boys