mayowa

all i do is retweet

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[˙𐃷˙ @belleycore]

if ur a boy and we’re friends ur basically like a girl to me i’m sorry queen

[BOET @Boet_Duma]

Being called selfish as a recovering people pleaser.

[H @goodgyalhav]

happy girlfriends day i am nothing without sisterhood

[alfie @alfienxo]

bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form

[ramren noodles 🍜 @F41RYTA1L]

y’all owe jaden smith an apology cause whole time we rlly should’ve been talking about the politic and economic state of the world

[vee @realllvee]

No chance, I need the entire week off

[mayowa @mayxwa_]

@moheshiax I just started Lincoln lawyer

[Tanaja @TanajaMayweathe]

No u-turns this year , everybody has to stand on what they did…

[chairlady @perfectwyS]

My mom cooks for swanky. So imagine how my mom felt and how innocent’s mom felt when he said I’ll fuck shit up, even 2face cannot survive it. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[edadz 🌟🌺 @estherdadaxoxo]

This is how I smile when I crack my friends up by saying something outlandish too

[LMS @AshBigga]

May this be a PCNless year for us all.

[🎲🌹 @Bswish4]

Gunna ain’t release a bad song since they took them cuffs of em

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

posting screenshots of your music when no one cares >>>