mays

phd student with a lot of sass 💁🏼‍♀️ gig ‘em

[mays @mayyso]

can never remember where I put my keys but I remember everyone’s birthday of anyone I’ve ever met so :) :) :)

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@tstoney66 I don’t know which one it was but either mnmtwinz or Tmc_reviews

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I follow a few snack accounts bc I like to know the up and coming snacks. The DRAMA in the snack account world is wild. They are fighting over who gets credit for revealing a snack first. It’s juicy.

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Went to take screenshots and the posts are gone. I guess they’re back to tell me what type of goldfish I absolutely have to try!

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One snack account was exposing all the DMs bad guy sent to other snackies. Snack account, more like SMACK account!

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@joshgad Very very much me!!!

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iPads out here taking 5 years to charge

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@zrlax1123 I will be using some of my tax return on a new tattoo so I 100% support DOING IT

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One of the worst parts about being single is that I’m slowly buying kitchen gadgets for myself here and there and you married mf’ers got them for free in one sitting.

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@MarchantBrooke This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen 🤣

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

they should invent a wordle that tells me what to eat for lunch

[mays @mayyso]

@LuckeeNein Someone in my class is they/them and I sometimes use the wrong pronoun by accident and I always try to correct myself but then stumble and feel like an idiot so this gives me hope they recognize I’m trying!!

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

There are two famous people from my very small hometown and whenever I see one of them on tv in any capacity I will announce this fact about them every time as long as I live.

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@rachsyme I went to McDonalds after a very long day. I couldn’t decide if I wanted Diet Coke or Powerade, so got both

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@friend_shape This made me so freaking happy to read. Pure positivity posts. Thanks for sharing. I’m so happy you had all that help and goodness in your life!! 💙💙 Utah Valley can be so suffocating sometimes, but what a great reminder it’s full of greatness as well!!

[mays @mayyso]

This is a very nice threat about thoughtful people in a place I really love. 🤍🤍

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Why am surprised she named her baby WOLF