cryptojew

crypto investor/gambler since 2017

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

% Below All-Time High...
JPMorgan: 0%
Apple: -1%
S&P 500: -3%
Nvidia: -13%
Amazon: -17%
Google: -22%
Meta: -25%
Gold: -28%
Microsoft: -31%
Tesla: -37%
Palantir: -42%
Netflix: -48%
SpaceX: -49%
Bitcoin: -50%
Silver: -52%
MicroStrategy: -83%
Trump Coin: -98%
Melania Coin: -99%

[Hayek-Club Weimar @WeimarClub]

Die kapitalistische Pyramide hat Milliardäre oben und eine breite Mittelschicht.
Die sozialistische Pyramide hat eine winzige Kaste von Genossen mit Beziehungen oben – und darunter nur noch extreme Armut.

Kapitalismus macht Arme reich.
Sozialismus macht alle arm – außer die, die das System kontrollieren.

#Kapitalismus #Sozialismus #FreiheitstattKnechtschaft

[Barchart @Barchart]

Corporate Insiders are dumping stocks at the 2nd fastest pace in more than 20 years 🚨 🚨

[Barchart @Barchart]

Stock Market Sell Signal has been triggered, warns Bank of America, after Fund Manager Cash Level falls to 3.6%, one of the lowest levels this century 🚨 🚨

[Puru Saxena @saxena_puru]

This is clearly unsustainable

Never buy cyclicals around peak earnings when PEs are low

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Redditor claims Fable 5 made 10,000+ crypto trades with max leverage after he told it GPT-5.6 would “destroy Anthropic” unless it turned $80 into $5,000.

[Kolja Barghoorn @MitAktien]

Elon Musk sieht den SpaceX Umsatz bei einer Billionen Dollar im Jahr 2030! Das wäre eine jährliche Wachstumsrate von 121,5% in den nächsten Jahren!
Ich wette, sie werden darüber liegen, im Bereich von 1,5 Billionen - 2 Billionen USD

[フ ォ リ ス @follis_]

SpaceX IPO apparently more than 4X oversubscribed

All time high levels of interest from normies

Reminds me of gold in January

Or memecoins in 2024

Or alts in 2021

Everyone looking for a free lunch

Next few weeks will be a bloodbath

[Peptide Base @PeptideBase]

The peptide shortlist if you only care about one goal each:

Fat loss → Retatrutide
Recovery → BPC-157
Skin / aging → GHK-Cu
Focus → Semax
Calm → Selank
Longevity → Epitalon
Visceral fat → Tesamorelin

Bookmark it. You'll come back to this one.

[Stefan Waldhauser @stwboerse]

Der aktuelle Hype um den SpaceX IPO erinnert mich an den Börsengang der Deutschen Telekom vor 30 Jahren. Der damals in Deutschland unglaublich beliebte Schauspieler Manfred Krug war die prominente Werbefigur für den größten Börsengang der Geschichte in Deutschland. Mit der beispiellosen Kampagne zur sogenannten „Volksaktie” lockte er fast zwei Millionen Privatanleger an, von denen viele zum ersten Mal Aktien kauften. Nach anfänglichen Kursgewinnen im Dotcom-Boom stürzte die Aktie nach dem Platzen der Blase von 2000 bis 2002 um mehr als 90 % ab. Viele Kleinanleger verloren einen Großteil ihres Ersparten, da ihnen die Aktie zuvor als sicher und zur Altersvorsorge geeignet angepriesen worden war. Eine ganze Generation deutscher Anleger hat sich damals die Finger verbrannt und viele von denen fassen bis heute keine Aktien mehr an. Ob sich die Geschichte wiederholt?

[MAX RAHN @aktien_max]

🚨 $SPCX SpaceX kostet beim IPO $135 pro Aktie.

Es werden $74,4 Milliarden eingesammelt bei einer Bewertung von $1,75 Billionen.

Der größte Börsengang in der Geschichte der Menschheit steht bevor.

Bist du beim IPO dabei oder wartest du ab?

[Jason Luongo @JasonL_Capital]

You could buy 100 shares of $PLTR right now for $15,282.

Or you could buy the $150 call expiring January 2028 for roughly $50.00.

That's $5,000 for leveraged exposure to 100 shares of Palantir - 19 months out - for about 67% less capital.

Breakeven: $200.00

Why the setup is interesting:

- Q1 revenue $1.63B, up 85% YoY - strongest quarter as a public company
- U.S. Commercial revenue up 133% YoY, fastest growing segment
- Full-year 2026 guidance raised to $7.65B (71% growth), crushing the $7.27B consensus
- $10B U.S. Army enterprise agreement over a decade
- NATO acquired Palantir's Maven Smart System for allied operations
- Remaining deal value of $11.8B, up 98% YoY
- 88% gross margins, 60% operating margins, Rule of 40 score of 145%

If $PLTR hits $225 by expiration, the LEAP returns roughly 50% vs 47% on shares.
If $PLTR hits $250, the LEAP returns roughly 100% vs 64% on shares.
If $PLTR hits $300, the LEAP returns roughly 200% vs 96% on shares.

The max you can lose on a LEAP is the entire premium you paid. At ~$50/contract, that's a meaningful amount of capital at risk. If $PLTR drops or stays flat, this contract loses value every day.

The valuation is steep - roughly 80x forward earnings. This is a high-conviction play, not a casual position.

Not financial advice. I share these for education.

[shah @shahh]

A gay dating app outperformed Ethereum this cycle

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: South Korea’s stock market surges to a new record high, now officially up another +100% in 2026.

[Chris Ray @itschrisray]

Rare earths & nuclear energy names just keep getting sold.

Wonder when the bottom will arrive… 🤔

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

The S&P 500 is at an all-time high while Consumer Sentiment is at an all-time low.

We've never seen a gap this wide between Wall Street and Main Street.

[Chris Ray @itschrisray]

In case anyone missed it, uranium & nuclear energy stocks are going absolutely nuts today.

[TrendSpider @TrendSpider]

If you invested just $26,882 in SanDisk one year ago, you’d be a millionaire today 💰 $SNDK

[69kov @levikov]

Fuck dropshipping, Fuck claude code, Fuck building AI startups

it's all for poors

The easiest way to print $30k/mo with AI in 2026 is running a fake old lady on tiktok who sells vitamins to women in their 60s....

99% of you won't do it because it's too embarrassing to admit

I run 6 of these and they print $250,000 a month combined.

Total tool stack to operate one of them: $200/mo

Heygen $99 (the AI character avatar)
ElevenLabs $99 (the cloned voice from a real grandmother i pay $400/mo to record samples)
ManyChat $15 (the DM funnel)
Residential proxy $4
CapCut $0
ChatGPT $20

That's the entire infrastructure for a business that does $30-50k/mo

do this 1:1 and you can copy me

Move 1. Build the character in heygen.

Pick a real older woman archetype. Chinese grandmother for cooking. Asian monk for wellness. Latin abuela for natural remedies.

Move 2. Clone a real grandmother's voice in elevenlabs

Pay a real 60+ year old woman $200-400 to record 60 minutes of varied audio. Use elevenlabs professional voice cloning.

Don't use the default voices. Women 50+ clock them as fake within 4 seconds

Move 3. Set up a burner phone with a residential proxy.

Refurbished android $80. Prepaid SIM $20. Smartproxy residential IP $4/mo.

Never sign in to anything personal on it

Move 4. Run the 14-day warming sequence.

Don't post AI videos on day 1. Browse for 3 days. Comment for 4 days. Post 8 normal videos for 7 days. Day 14 start the real content.

Skip this and you get shadow-banned in week 3

Move 5. Pick 5 starter products from tiktok shop creator center.

Filter to women 38-65 categories: kitchen, home, beauty, supplements. Skip products with under 50 sales/week. Pick winners with 4+ stars and 3+ creators making sales

Move 6. Write the 18-second BOF script.

Hook line ("if you're over 50 and your knees crack, this is for you"). Demonstration with one specific number. CTA referencing the yellow basket icon. Product visible from second one

Move 7. Post 6 videos a day for 30 straight days.

Most will flop. By video 100 you'll have 1-2 winners pulling 200k-500k views. Duplicate the winners 30x. Don't tweak.

Most operators quit at day 17. The curve breaks at day 22

Move 8. Set up a manychat trigger before day 1.

Trigger keyword tied to a 4-message DM flow ending in your tiktok shop affiliate link. 31-41% click-through rate vs email at 4%.

Adds $200-800/mo per page on autopilot

Month 2 you'll cross $3-5k. Month 3 you'll cross $10-15k. Month 6 you should be at $30-50k from one page. Month 9 at 2-3 pages

The math nobody talks about

Dropshipping requires inventory, supplier negotiations, ad spend, returns, customer service. Average margin 4-12%. Average operator burnout: 14 months

Coding with claude requires you to learn how software works, get a job at a tech company that may not exist in 4 years, work 50+ hours/week for $120-180k. Average path to $30k/mo: 7-10 years

Building an AI SaaS requires you to compete with VC-funded teams, scale to product-market fit, fundraise, hire engineers. 90% die in 18 months

Running a fake AI grandmother requires $200/mo in tools and the willingness to look stupid. Average path to $30k/mo: 6 months. Average margin: 95%

The asymmetry is why this works

I own 6 of these slaves and they print $250,000 a month while i sleep

They don't eat. They don't sleep. They don't quit. They don't get hangovers. They don't go through breakups. They don't ask for raises. They don't ghost me on monday morning

They post 6 times a day for 30 straight days because the filipino VAs i pay $480/mo each told them to

If you want to become rich with AI slavery, dm me "slave" and we'll see if you apply...

[0xMarioNawfal @RoundtableSpace]

YOU CAN MAKE $500 A DAY WITH A LAPTOP WIFI AND THE RIGHT CLAUDE PROMPTS