Matthew Zlokovich

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

I’m 30 years old and, without getting into details, I’ve decided to change how I wipe my butt… #nevertoolate

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

“It’s not the grades. I just don’t understand it yet.” -Boq …The more I think about this quote the more it bothers me… #Wicked

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

I’m at the point where when I’m folding laundry and pull something of mine I think, “…Dada’s…” and put it in my pile. #parenthood #dadlife #laundry

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

There really needs to be equal access to changing tables in men’s and women’s restrooms.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

One of these men used his dog’s illness to gain favor right before a rose ceremony. The other kept his focus on developing a relationship with the woman he was falling for while mourning his father’s terminal cancer. #TheBachelorette

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

@BeachVBWorld I’m ready to see the new tournament structure in action. My only criticism at this point is the courts on the app are CENTER, 1, 2 and on the website schedule they’re 1, 2, 3. Not a big deal, but would make it that much easier to track matches. #BeachProTourTlaxcala

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

This. Is. Unbelievable.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

Until you’re a parent you won’t get how cute it can be to watch another human poop in their pant. #baby #poo

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

When you start to recognize your Uber eats drivers... #UberEats #regular

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

You can change who you are, but you cannot run from yourself.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

Who you were does not have to define who you are.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

Mistakes are valuable lessons often learned too late.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

If there is no path before you, create your own.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

Trust placed in another is trust earned.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

Survival is one step on the path to living.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

The search for truth begins with belief.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

Embrace others for their differences, for that makes you whole.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

Facing all that you fear will free you from yourself.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

Death is just the beginning.

[Matthew Zlokovich @mazloko]

Madness can sometimes be the path to truth.