Admiral Byrd

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Retards can never be created or destroyed

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A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

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Someone just said to me that wearing a shirt with holes in it isn’t cool. Couldn’t disagree more.

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Just saw a Barred Owl. Middle is the day. Bamboo canopy.

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Sand hanitizer

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Is laughing out loud at your own twitter vain

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Transformers Megan Fox.

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If I’m counting higher than 14 I need to count out loud

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Do your part, adopt a goy

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800 588

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I wish I was in middle school when 6 7 was a thing

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Debating rules of card games > card games

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Ice is the opposite of wood I’m pretty sure

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I’ve only heard good things about bidets

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I used to view the Bermuda Triangle as a genuine threat to my life

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Sometimes you just gotta let someone tell a story twice.

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My tweets are so nuanced

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CIA leadership role application: When I play I spy I pick an object and look in a different direction before saying I spied something

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Wanna go here cuz it’s right here

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You never buy the danish, the danish is just there

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I bet like 35% of jersey is sidewalk