Marky Mark

Futilely trying to gain control of my life - big fan of libraries - nature lover - he/him

[Marky Mark @mazzinari0]

You mind if I put the game on?
*turns on Jeopardy!*

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

ellen rly was a necessary evil

[trish @ultragloss]

2026 and i still laugh at Go Piss Girl

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Texas: ‘Don’t Mess With Texas’

Trump: ‘I’m gonna bulldoze a beloved National Park and build a border wall so I can get kickbacks from contractors’

Texas GOP: ‘Sounds good, Boss.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The mass removal of flock cameras is the closest Americans have gotten to the Boston Tea Party since 1773.

[Zach’Dib @zmullis]

This is Emma Stone, I think

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Words cannot express how much I hate this administration.

This is a National Park in TEXAS.
Formerly protected lands.
Nothing is sacred to these monsters. Nothing. 💔

[New California-Flavored Patrick Mooney @patrick_mooney]

how much does the War Department lose

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

For the first time in history a U.S. president had his bank accounts shut down for suspected money laundering, and it’s not even a story.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

If generative AI went away today, the only thing that would change for me is that the user experience on a bunch of platforms I use would get insanely better.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Same person under two different presidents.

[дса православная какус 🍞 🍷🌹 @dsaorthocaucus]

Absolute triumph of liberal democracy over Sharia but racists too stupid to understand

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

The sitting president of the United States had his bank accounts closed for money laundering and it's barely making the news.

[COEXIST Inc @coexistinc]

Justice is served! Amazon gets $600m from the US government for these unconstitutional tariffs. The consumer, who paid more when Amazon raised their prices, gets nothing. Just another day in the greatest country on earth.

[Benji Backer @BenjiBacker]

Normalizing betting is one of the worst things to happen to modern day humanity

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Shooting the moon with a literal fucking rocket is by definition, supervillain behavior.

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

I'm reverse birther-ing Zohran. He was born here actually.

[Anung Un Drama @spaceghost]

Government services should never even be looking at profits.

[; @Beast_xx_]

it did

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

My Spider-Man couldn't afford to buy flowers every week